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Tobias has had to learn SO much normal person stuff after arriving at Wammy's House that these days his first reaction to hearing about smth "new" (to him) that apparently everyone already knows about is calling Elijah and asking him to yap explain it to him in a more detailed manner. As a kid you asked him what he wants for Christmas and he was like ? what could I want from a corporatist holiday designed to create profit by- [starts getting into the nitty gritty of it bc that's all Christmas has ever been in his family; a way to make more money. Fuck them people what matters is the $$$]. Well turns out it's a holiday where people gift you stuff... because they LIKE you. and because they want you to have a GOOD time. Crazy. Why are all of these insane people around me. (<- the other Wammy kids & the staff)

You just KNOW he's openly had to ask what love is before with a straight face too bc what is that. I keep hearing about it. And after receiving a dozen different answers that made absolutely No sense to him god bless, he was even More confused like alright... never mind what it is (<- still no clue what they're on about), tell me why would anyone willingly subject themselves to it. (<- makes it sound like it's a newfound form of torture)

Tobias nowadays still learning things that a regular kid would know by age 6:

#tbd. #◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫ #Genuinely some 'normal person' things still sound like madman ramblings to him but he just nods and smiles AHDASUISDAJDADJ #Kid Tobias watched the others play hopscotch w a big question mark over his head the entire time... no wonder he decided to #study the human mind and behavior. Bro was ages behind the rest on human interaction. And that's saying a LOT considering the um... #the Unique* people you can find at Wammy's House #Kid Elijah; curious about everything so this is bewildering to him: God do you not have ANY sense of childish wonder? #Kid Tobias having never heard that term in his Life nor having had any experiences w it personally: ...Do I not have What? #Kid Elijah:

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I think the most prevalent scars on Tobias' body are the burn scars from all the cigarette butts he's been used as an ashtray for

#tbd. #mobile. #He has many 'normal' scars too but I think these would be the most ?? to anyone taking a look at his body #bc unlike scars from knives or bullets which could've been fights or strays these are signs of torture and Brother does he have a billion😭 #You can find them randomly everywhere on his body but the worst are on his hands and arms #with the most visible being on the dorsal side of his left hand bc of the amount of times that exact spot has been 'used' #Bit annoying to see remains of your past every day for the rest of your life but what can a man do ‼️‼️‼️ #That said you ask him if they've hurt and he's like eh it wasn't That bad the nerves died after the first minute #like ok... what a normal person response you've got there. how much do you fancy a therapist would cost. asking for a friend

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Tobias has so many dubious scars you'd really wonder what the fuck even happened to him considering he's 17-21 in most verses 😭 like you'd THINK they're from his time as a mafioso and that they represent badges of all the dangerous circumstances he's been in to get what he wants but no 90% of them are from when he was a kid living w his family and only 10% are from recent times

#tbd. #mobile. #Just woke up and while scrolling on twt I saw talks of scars... and yeah. AHSJSJSJJD #To be fair he's perfectly fine w people assuming they're signs of what he's been thru to become the mafioso he is today #bc it puts the fear of God in some of them since there's no way sb survived That many assassination attempts in the span of 4 yrs 💀 #I am crying over how Tobias must've looked when he was taken to Wammy's tho 😭😭😭 #everyone like which horror movie ditch did you grab that kid from Watari... should we be concerned he's glaring at us w a knife in hand #The good side of this however is that he dgaf about getting injured. I mean sure he doesn't WANT to be but he couldn't care less #His pain resistance is also off the charts AND it's further backed by pride so good luck making him cave even in torture 🤧

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I need to set a day aside for writing Elijah's doc but look. at Him... (left) normal behavior around strangers or when he's out on a job, nicest man alive -> (middle) behavior when Tobias is around and he's locking in to unleash the most obnoxious whiny and needy set of sentences created by a human being in all of history -> (right) behavior when his other friends are around and he doesn't have to uphold pretenses

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. elijah. ❫ #Whenever he and Tobias are around each other something happens to their braincells so don't mind the sudden childishness ADJSIAJODSAK #Elijah most of the time; in response to legit anything and anyone: Understood; I'll do that as soon as I leave from here #Elijah when Tobias is around and he can Whine (aka it's not smth important): I DON'T WANNA #Tobias; usually not fazed by anything: God if you exist this is the time to prove it by giving me the patience not to kiII him. #They're besties these days but LORD Tobias' logic based self and Elijah's feelings based self have been beefing for over a decade atp

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I just spoke for 1 hour+. Sleep deprived yapper moment

#tbd. #mobile. #If I'm sleep deprived I do Not stop talking. ever. All of my extroversion must be stored in my sleep deprivation #The prof said my presentation was So Thorough Holy Shit and the only things he could comment on was that it was LONG and no pics AHDJJDNDND #I also just finished this presentation DURING class. Sleep deprived me is on a different level of bullshittery #Anw I'm free now THANK GOD #Well. I'll be after class is over. No way in helllll I'm doing a presentation for tmrw too like I was intending to 😭 #Which means from now til 2 weeks from now I'll be free to sleep and write 💙 and finally answer dms helppp 😭😭😭

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Good lord have you ever seen a handsomer pretty man than Sethos in your life... No? Me neither

#tbd. #◜✧ . ❪ muse. sethos. ❫ #I'd argue Heizou is a prettier man but he's not necessarily /handsome/ idk how to explain it. Same goes for Lyney- he's /hot/ #SETHOS on the other hand is both handsome and pretty. AND hot too. What are his secrets. How does he maintain this balance so effortlessly

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses! (please remember to specify how many muses/which muses for multimuses!)

#tbd. #◜✧ . ❪ prompts. ❫ #Specify muse! #After today's presentation I'm free for 2 weeks so I can't put into words how excited I am for that. ALMOST as excited as I am for a nap

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You click on any of these, yes Egyptian (Ancient) and English, Old (ca.450-1100) included, and the doctor you get every time is Nikolai

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. nikolai gogol. ❫ #I'm procrastinating my project so hard rn fjdsiuhishfidshfdhshf

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You would NEVER guess who I'm about to say this is but... this is drunk Ango. Drunk Fukuchi, Tobias, Elijah and Aventurine too but it ain't about them rn.

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. ango sakaguchi. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ muse. ochi fukuchi. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ muse. elijah. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ muse. aventurine. ❫ #Although I feel like an important distinction to make is that they would never kiss sb's lover if they KNEW the person was taken #so I see this as smth along the lines of drunk kissing sb they thought was single; afterwards learning the person has a lover #and deciding... eh fuck it. you can get a kiss too let's not get mad #AHDSJIADHJIASHDSHASDH #Tobias; Elijah and Fukuchi are the worst of them bc in certain circumstances they'd do this even w/o being drunk. In that order

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TOBIAS 𓂅 Gemini 𓂅 ESTP-A / Entrepreneur 𓂅 True Neutral 𓂅 Sanguine

ELIJAH 𓂅 Aries 𓂅 ESFJ-T / Consul 𓂅 Neutral Good 𓂅 Melancholic

A/LTERNATIVE 𓂅 Cancer 𓂅 ISFJ-T / Defender 𓂅 Lawful Neutral 𓂅 Phlegmatic

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ muse. elijah. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ muse. alternative. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ tobias ; meta. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ elijah ; meta. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ alternative ; meta. ❫ #I was taking a break from my project due tomorrow and figured I'd do Elijah's stuff in preparation for writing his doc when I'll be free #and somehow from there I ended up comparing him to Tobias and from THERE I ended up comparing /them/ to A #and subsequently I for some reason decided to make a post about it JADIOSJDSADISD the differences here are Glaring

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Send my muse "FMK" and three names for them to say which one they'd Fuck, Marry and Kiss.

Make sure to specify for multimuse blogs.

#tbd. #◜✧ . ❪ prompts. ❫ #Specify muse! #Can also change the 'fuck' to smth else if the charas in question and/or my muse is a minor so no worries!

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Every mafia leader that Tobias makes an alliance with:

#tbd. #mobile. #Not even an alliance just imagine ur one of the big shots and u go to a meeting w the other Big Shots #only to see this damn 17-21 year old brat who doesn't shut the fuck up ever. and when he Does he has this uncanny grin on #Crying on main at the mental image of a room full of decrepit old geezers and Tobias the randomly infiltrated young'un #These 70 year olds be out here beefing with a 17 year old. that's sooo embarrassing 🙏🤧

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Glanced over at my solo Aang blog from 6 years ago and while I don't plan on maintaining solo blogs ever again, I am very much considering re-adding him to my roster, on here...

#tbd. #◜✧ . ❪ ooc. ❫ #I miss my boy... and I think seeing ATLA everywhere for the past 2 months is a glaring sign that I should go back to him ADHSUIADSJD #No better time to do so than now anyway! (<- with the ATLA comics being added to webtoon for ease of access when needed) #Anyway I am so beat I need to sleep. See you guys either later today or on Wednesday. I kinda finished one of my stressful projects #(the one due... later today) except I need to rephrase some things better when I'm Not sleep deprived #and then I have to do the same thing ^ on a wider scale for my project due Wednesday which I spent all day on... #No wonder I have a multitude of grey hairs at the ripe age of 23 gawd just look at my lifestyle (<- it's 5 am btw. almost 24h awake)

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I fell down the rabbit hole and now I can't get up. WHY ARE THESE ALL SO ACCURATE FOR TOBIAS

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ tobias ; meta. ❫ #Me: Surely they can't b- [keeps greening them instead of reddening them] oh. #Should do this for more muses when I get free time

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NOOOOOOOO THIS MAN READ TOBIAS LIKE AN OPEN BOOK HELP MEFUIHAIJSDASIJDD

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ tobias ; meta. ❫ #When I tell you my jaw DROPPED when he went 'hey I can make this person like me more if I just say something about me that #sounds like I'm opening up.' -> '[oh it made me feel like this] and NOW. they like me more.' THAT'S TOBIASSSSSSSSSSSSDJAUISDHIAUDDUAJDJ

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My man really deserves an Oscar. HE EVEN LOOKS THE DEAD PART no wonder Fyodor was shocked to see he's still alive, I would've been too if I had seen this fucker sliced in half bleeding to death and white in the face only for him to pop back up out of thin air a few days later like teehee! XD

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. nikolai gogol. ❫ #body horror / #blood / #scopophobia / #dismemberment / #ask to tag #I'll never get over this scene I'm afraid. I have to be sedated #IT'S THE WAY HE EVEN GOT RID OF THE LIGHT IN HIS EYES AND EVERYTHING. Oh Nikolai you were always meant for the spotlight... #If he'd become an actor everyone else would've been out of a job. As would've been translators; secretaries; diplomats; carnivals- #Tragic that Nikolai is the way he is. If he had been normal he would've been THE top multitasker

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Tobias and Nikolai simultaneously started laughing at this so if that's not an admission I don't know what is

#◜✧ . ❪ muse. nikolai gogol. ❫ #◜✧ . ❪ muse. tobias. ❫ #Nikolai is a lost cause he's been like that since FOREVER ago. You're never going to reform that man. Might as well get used to it #Tobias has become like that through osmosis with Elijah bc that fucker (<- Elijah) was beyond obnoxious to him as a kid/teen #so if Tobias is ever annoying to YOU in This sense... feel free to put a lego or a dozen in Elijah's path the next time you meet #Tobias as a kid: (You need to hunt him down for a chance to talk and even then it's 50/50 if he'll manage to swerve you) #Tobias as a late teen/adult: (Not even for the love of God will he leave you alone if he likes u. Pray for patience not for him to go away) #^ Granted he MIGHT leave you alone on the surface and not openly bother you anymore. But he'll always be looking into your affairs #in the sense that he'd keep up to date with whether you need help w something or not and if you're safe or not. And intervene if you aren't #Lovely how if you get my muses' affection (any sense) you're never escaping them. They're worse than the plague #which is WHY they have 3247893247937248237 walls to get past in the first place most of the time. They Know what they're like