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7 Reasons you might be procrastinating and how to solve them:

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if i had a nickel for everytime george floored it last lap during a gp that carlos sainz was leading because max verstappen had technical difficulties, i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

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>died 2021

>born 2024

>welcome back HAM BOT VER

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Happy plagueiversary

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I think derry girls should have one thousand emmys

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miachel schumacher & james vowles | canada gp 2011

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🖤🐝💛

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I’ve been obsessed with this tweet for a while so I’m posting the it to tumblr to inflict it on more people

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so many new people are following me. enjoy your stay. youre gonna leave next week

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You must excuse me,

My Flesh Vessel

has mutinied and is now committing unspeakable acts of violence against me

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love the term "cocking up" in reference to mistakes. "you cocked that up" brother you fucked up so bad you made a cock of it. completely transmogrified the situation into a genuine penis. what the hell man.

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I’m fine

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Ur one of the reasons I didn't kill myself I hope ur doing good

Its crazy how often I get messages like this. This is why I will not let u down, my son. Lotsa hard realities in this world, sometimes u just have to scroll and laugh and remind yourself that you're okay.

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putting butter on toasted bread is so good has anyone else tried this shit

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Extremely generic, typical isekai anime where the main character is a high school boy who's so good at video games in his day-to-day life, but people don't respect gamers :( so he's a loser :( ...until he ends up isekai'd into a fantasy world that RUNS on video game logic.

Except this main character is a speed runner.

World record holding speed runner.

Elf-woman in the introductory episode shares the long, sad history of her realm at odds with the Demon Lord and his reign. She looks up just as she's about to describe the moment the Demon Lord killed her husband, and main character is... gone.

Several many fields away.

Naked as the day god made him because equipping the intro clothes takes 3 seconds between menu opening and character re-rendering.

The Wall of the Unfathomable, which has sealed these villagers within their own walls for generations unknown, sees its first breach in a millennium as Main Character scales it ass-backwards clipping and ragdolling up its scaffolding by abusing the collision detection logic and its impact on speed reversal.

NPCs launch into speeches which bewilder and confuse even them because they should NOT be saying anything about the deep sacred mana that can defeat the Dark Demon Lord but the fucker standing in front of him in tighty-whiteys with a level 99 helmet and the Hero Sceptor (which he should NOT have yet but) is compelling the NPC for reasons they cannot begin to comprehend.

The Demon Lord is alerted by holographic message from his most trusted underling that some disturbance has just rippled through from Elf Realm and that some portal may have just opened from the human world, which warrants some caution as the prophesied hero is said to--cut off by the MC catapulting past all 18 floors of Demon Tower security using the infinite speed jump glitch and one-shotting the Demon Lord with a single rag-doll spastic thrust through his heart which launches the Demon Lord along with MC into a 500mph spiral into the stratosphere... And somewhere, the end credits play.