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So You’ve Fled Worse Websites For This One And Wish To Make A Hellsite A Hellhome

Just a friendly reminder that on this godforsaken website you can and should do the following few things that involve going into your settings:

1: Under Dashboard, disable Best Stuff First, Include Stuff In Your Orbit and Based On Your Likes. The former ruins the how the timeline works here, the middle violates the sanctity of anonymity if people you follow don’t want you to see their likes, the latter is a crapshoot and annoying and inaccurate because the likes algorithm is fucked.

2: Under Account, turn off letting people finding your blog through your email address, your email should not be just out there like that.

3: Under Notifications, turn off news because nobody knows what the hell is popular or gaining traction at any given moment. Posts from 6 years ago will randomly gain a resurgence of popularity for no good reason. Also just turn off the stuff that gives you immediate info about notes or updates or notices it’s just so fucking annoying and useless.

Under Appearance, you can choose to make who you follow private and what you’ve Liked private. I recommend doing both of those things. The old days of dumbass slapfights and following discourse are long gone but not yet over. Defend your mental health by just not letting folks know what you’re following or what you like, do what the Bird Site never ever let you do. From here you can also choose to turn anonymous asks off and that’s a good way to learn who you need to block if they’re being a shit to you, which to that I say block early and block often.

This website is different than the Bird Site in that 1: it will not tell you who to follow and 2: Likes do nothing, Reblogs are what matters. Likes are nice but Reblogs keep the blood pumping and posts/works by artists circulating. You can even choose to reblog your own stuff. This site is a massive sea of islands that have boats parked around them and bridges between them. There are, regrettably, Nazis and TERFs and tradcaths on this site. I have never seen them except for when they decide to pick fights with people I follow. You should also make it abundantly clear those people are not welcome to interact with you. You can threaten them with death here. It tends to work. Tell the fascists to die, recirculate the blood of content, treat this site well and keep it healthy and it will keep your mind healthy in turn.

This site allows a shocking amount of anonymity in the modern age. You don’t have to share personal information if you don’t want to. I don’t recommend you do. People can and have used DNI criteria and trigger/content warnings to dunk on people or upset them. Keep yourself and your data safe, you don’t have to have a carrd in your header or a list of kinks or a laundry list of things you believe in. Keep strangers at an arm’s length and moderate what you tell other people about yourself. I know this used to be the internet’s #1 naked picture dump and so many people courted parasocial relationships with folks here. Those times have changed. Don’t be weird and don’t let people be weird to you based on what they know about you.

By many standards on this website, I am an old-timer, even though I’ve been here steadily since 2015 with an initial reg date of 2013. I know the old stories, of the Oncelor, of Dashcon, the Kickstarter scams, the doxxing. I only qualify as an old-timer due to the fact that I stayed through the porn ban of 2018 and kept circulating content. This site…it’s not good, but it is what you make of it. Curate your content, even though the tagging system doesn’t work. Find what you like, even though the search function sucks ass. If you’re here for popularity you generally won’t find it because the algorithm straight up does not work, but also if you were forged in the fires of the Bird Site you likely knew this would not be the case. My advice is to find a handful of people who provide a feed like I do and if any specific names you see a lot interest you, skim their own blogs, follow them if you like, let your network spread, never be afraid to prune who you follow. Also your follower count doesn’t mean shit, it doesn’t really dictate who can see what you’re putting out there, your marketing and self-promotion is more or less tied 1:1 to using the tag system and your own hustle.

My other advice is to be as queer as you want, support queer people, and most importantly to tell the fascists to die as creatively as you’d like.

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How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

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Omg if you take requests-

Can we please get Google on Valentine’s Day headcanons?

I am but a lonely man simping for a robot /hj

Hello I'm not dead !! So! Google Valentines hcs you say? I have lots. Even if it's... more than a week later. - He'll hover over you till he finally gives you his gift / card. Then he'll walk away before you can comment. Yes, you can find him afterwards but it'll be like a game of cat and mouse. In reality, he's scared you're going to reject it. So, that's why he makes it so hard for you to talk to him. - In his card they're vaguely... threatening? Think of something like 'Be my stick. I'll make sure you never have to be on fire.' So, things like that. - He makes the best chocolate. Yes, he bakes and cooks. So, he'll give you homemade chocolate, wrapped in a box. No, it's not heart shaped but it's a box. It works. - His gifts can range from chocolates to flowers to fruit boxes to... is that a real dove- - He tries to stick to the theme of red and pink but he always adds blue or purple to the mix. When he realizes it he usually sees it as a flaw and tries to fix it. - mf will bake a cake if you ask him too. He'll make sure it's the best goddamn cake you've ate too. - Like I said before, he'll hover. Even if he doesn't have a gift he'll hover over you, take notes on what you like to do mentally. If you're in a relationship already... Here's some more hcs. - He'll be attached to your hip. Definitely lots of gentle and subtle touches. He's not one for PDA but he'll make an acceptation for today. He may even rest his head on yours or hug you from behind if he's in a good mood. - This can go for above too but he'll give a spa day, a day where you relax and he just takes care of you. Obviously being in a relationship he knows your boundaries and he won't push them, he knows what makes you uncomfortable and what doesn't. So, he's going to respect that shit. - Gives lots of cheek kisses or nose kisses when he knows no ones looking. Then when someone looks it's like he was standing there doing nothing the whole time. (this is even outside of v day) - ... a surprise in the bedroom *wink* /lh That's about it! I hope this satisfies your simping nature (which I totally get, help yourself.)

#markiplier fandom #markiplier #ego headcanons #markiplier egos #ego hcs #mark fischbach #googliplier #googleplier #googs #iplier egos #egos

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Google Valentines Day headcanons??? Please, I am but a lonely man /hj

Ooooo lemme see what I can do for ya! And I understand completely, I too can be a rather lonely lonely gal at times /lh

Also, my friend @enapyen helped to come up with some of these!

~ If Google so happened to have a partner he would give them a bouquet of blue irises paired with their favorite flowers and other greenery from the manor’s garden with the help of Eric, of course, as he is the one that tends most to the gardens.

~ He auto generates poems for the other egos to give to their significant others. All he asks in return is for them to stop triggering the security alarms in the middle of the night when he’s charging cause it’s getting on his nerves.

~ Google doesn’t often get nervous or malfunction anymore, but when he tries to talk about his feelings to his Valentine it causes him to buffer a bit making him stutter and stammer over his words. If he was capable of it, he’s sure he would be sweating, though he does blush faintly blue.

~ When he gets feeling a bit nervous he starts rambling, giving random fun facts about flowers, chocolates, and other traditions around this holiday of love from different parts of world all in the means of hopefully impressing you.

~ Google has to monitor Yan the most during Valentine’s Day as more than once the lovesick ego has tried to kidnap and bring his senpai into the manor for a “surprise romantic date”. The android has to remind him that kidnapping is a felony and his senpai probably would much prefer a stuffed animal and chocolates over chloroform and rope.

~ During the year whenever he finds something that he thinks his parter would like, he’ll tend to buy and hold onto it until he can give it to them. The gifts often tend to be blue themed, especially when it comes to clothes, as that is what catches his eye most and he likes the idea of them wearing similar colors as well.

~ For all his knowledge, he often doesn’t consider the season of the year when gifting things. During the summer he has once gifted his partner a scarf and gloves, thinking they’d look great on them. And then during Valentine’s day he had given them some sunscreen and sunglasses, thinking both a practical gift and a pretty gift would be appreciated despite the fact that there was still snow outside on the manor’s lawn.

~ Google has always liked to leave little notes for his partner but they can sometimes come off a bit… vaguely creepy, threatening, or just plain odd as he is not always the best with words. He means well and attempts his best to be sweet but his experience in love and wording said love is rather limited to say the least.

So god help his poor partner reading his valentine’s day card. Hopefully they can decipher the meaning out of Google’s misquoted phrases like, “I cannot respire but you took possession of my oxygen nonetheless and that is a crime, but I forgive you and offer my harddrive in exchange for your precious cardiac organ.”

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Literally

🖤Reblogs are appreciated!🖤

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Google (Blue) Headcanons!

hello I know I've been GONE for like EVER but I'm back 💕 ....... for now- Anyways let's get some of these headcanons out!

I have multiple ideas for Google and the Google Brothers so let me know if you want to see more on the brothers!

The cell block for a brain [/affectionate] has feelings he just doesn't know how to express them or realize they're even there.

RBF [resting 'bitch' face] is a constant.

Older software but he's still working like new.

Always wearing that blue shirt with a G on it and black jeans. Nothing ever changes except for when it's winter. Then he wear a light jacket. With a G on it.

"Second objective is to destroy mankind" okay you emotional baby. You just hide it. /lh/j .../hj

Bright blue eyes that look like neon lights in the dark. So just imagine Dark or someone trying to get snacks in the middle of the night and you just see 🔵🔵 near a wall. I know someone would scream. (I would-)

He actually enjoys talking but does it rarely as that's not his 'objective'.

Don't say his command phrase he will 🤼 [and good for him. Get em]

He doesn't look down on Bing but Bing reads it like that.

Yes he is able to style himself and look absolutely fantastic but. It's not his 'objective'.

... now to explain the whole objective part. His systems are heavily coded to be one way and it would take some major rewiring to fix that.

Only does repairs if it's absolutely necessary. (so many dents and scars 😭 but I will pat them all because scars are beautiful)

Goes by He/It/Code pronouns. (Code/Codes/Codeself)

23 years old.... (Happy belated birthday Googs.) He was a advance A.I. at the time now he's just in android form.

I would like to think...... If there was a fancy event he'd wear sneakers with a obviously expensive suit. Like imagine a blue velvet suit with a white bow-tie and a black button up then you just see... Dirty sneakers as his shoes. I would cry-

Has some ingraved designs on his body and face.. Beautiful tech designs as well as in his eyes.

Have standard piercings and changes them rarely. He'd be surprised if anyone even noticed he changed them, usually Bing says something because of how observant they are.

Anyways that's all I have for now!!

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#markiplier egos #ego headcanons #markiplier fandom #markipler #ego hcs #egos #hcs #markiplier #googleplier #googs #i curse you with my sneaker hc #bright blue eyes 🔵🔵

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Damien, The Mayor Headcanons!

Our beloved Mayor man..... /pos [Before WKM... *sobbing*]

When heated he can throw some nasty insults, if you think Actor is backhanded Damien can be 10x worst when absolutely mad. [He’ll apologize profusely later but MAN it hurts. /lh]

Trimmed and fancy nails. He likes to feel nice especially if he’s gonna be writing and signing papers all day he wants to make sure his nails are at least nice.

Casual is a white vest and button up with suit pants and dress shoes. [Then again in the 1920′s it was expected you looked nice all the time.]

5′11″... A bit tall for the time.

A bit fruity.... Y’know *hand gesture* [Obviously couldn’t show this in the 1920′s.]

Damien will bring up some huge points to Celine if she pulls the ‘big sister’ card, he hates being babied. Some of those being ‘He’s an adult, they’re not kids anymore.’ as well as ‘I’m mayor, I can handle stressful situations.’ [I’m very tired currently when making this post so they’re very watered down versions of what he brings up. /lh]

He has a severe injury to his leg so he definitely uses his cane. ( It has a sword- Cane sword >:]c )

Loves to bake! [Housewife Damien /j]

William and Damien are very close, often they share drinks together at his office or at one of the two men’s homes.

He’d always have music playing softly in his office, he hates complete silence.

Mark [Actor] and Damien were also very close before everything happened, Mark always hanging on Damien’s shoulder whenever the busy man was free.

William and Mark always had a rocky relationship and Damien was mainly the moderator, watching over the two whenever they were all out together. If it was ever getting heated enough to a brawl, he’d easily separate them. He’s stronger then he looks. /lh

He always wore golden band ring, with a date carved into it given to him by... Someone ;) [Probably not who you think due to how my brain works- /lh]

 He loves planning events, the holiday seasons were his absolute favorite as he decorated the small town he was mayor in. 

One time he decided to be adventurous and jump into a freezing lake... His weak immune system didn’t like that. /lh

HE HAS A BLACK CAT WITH 3 LEGS CALLED MINZ [Minz, my beloved]

I have lots more but I don’t want to make this thing too long so here you go for now- I will make some headcanons on the relationships from ego to ego but I plan to get all the egos [I have headcanons for] done first then the relationship ones!

#tw weapon mention #tw fight mention? #damien the mayor #damien wkm #the mayor wkm #actor mark #william j barnum #celine wkm #egos #markiplier egos #ego hcs #ego headcanons #damien hcs #markiplier #markiplier fandom #iplier hcs #iplier egos #iplier ego

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Poison Ivy Mark as an ego and all he does most of the time is work happily in the garden in a big pretty sunhat and a cute gardening apron and work boots with all his tools and he grows tons of shady trees and plants and flowers and lets Eric and the Jim Twins help him sometimes and then when he gets a hankering for it he takes off his shirt and goes to kill some evil CEOs and politicians with like Bim or Google or Yan or Wil and Dark or whoever says he can come along and you know what he’s just living a very balanced life, gets lots of sun, likes to cook, is wanted by the FBI, puts a rose in Dark’s suit every now and then, plays Animal Crossing….

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Dr. Iplier Headcanons!

The Manor’s beloved doctor <3

Dr. Iplier is definitely one of the more sane people in the manor but he’s.. Not fully there all the time.

Host is a regular, as well as Author, Eric, Dark, Yancy, Illinois, Yan... There’s a lot of regulars but mainly Host.

Coffee is a lifesaver with how much chaos there is in the manor. Thankfully visiting Host’s and Author’s cabins are a nice break from so. many. people-

The Doc is definitely a introvert but acts like an extrovert, and man it exhausting.

He doesn’t expect people to remember little things but Host and Author are definite listeners who remember these little things, as well as Bing & Bim.

COMFY DARK COLORED SWEATS >>>>> 

Calming music classical. He can’t stand Author’s choice of Lady Gaga and Doja Cat. As well as Host’s just.. Overstimulating(?) type music with noise constantly. /lh

Cats. He owns 6 cats. Mac n Cheese, Sneezy, Goose, Star, Donut, Triangle, and Warfare. Yes. Those are his cats names. [Host tries to put them in his pockets and steal them for a day or so. He never gets away with it. /lh]

You can almost always see him in his lab coat.

He has glasses but he usually uses contacts so if something stupid happens and he accidentally gets hit in the face he has to worry about glass or a nose based injury off glasses. [Getting accidentally hit in the face happens a lot.]

He has partial heterochromia. Meaning, half of his eyes are blue and the other half is brown.

Purple Bags Under Eyes™

Light blue is kind of like a comfort color. It makes him feel safe.

He’s very blunt, sarcastic, and uncaring at times but he’s the sweetest man you’ll ever meet.

He has his own mental/physical health issues to look after too so sometimes Host, Author, Dark, Bing, or even Bim help take care of the stubborn doctor. Host being the best at being patient with the sick man.

As said in this post; Author and Doccy are the gossiping team, Bim and even Dark joining in sometimes. 

Bim and the Doctor are very close, spilling secrets even the Host wouldn’t know unless looking for it.

... I wrote a lot more then I thought I would- /lh @even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes

#dr iplier #dr.iplier #dr. iplier #ego hcs #hcs #markiplier #markiplier fandom #markiplier egos #egos #the host markiplier #darkiplier #the author markiplier #bim trimmer #cats!!! #bingiplier #ego headcanons

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The Host / The Author Headcanons

I think of the Host and Author as 2 different people... They’re twins- The Murder Chaos twins <3

The Host;;

He has hemophilia [Blood clotting is hard for people with this blood disease(?), a simple cut could be deadly.]

Cue many problems due to bleeding eye sockets.

He can speak 1st person! [Me, I, Myself, etc.]

Has a very dented and worn bat that tells a lifetime of stories with it’s.. Stains.

Standing Ominously in Corners™

Host is very joking, sarcastic, and can be straight up so blunt it can be rude.

Patterned button-up shirts are a must, and the patterns usually have to be a lighter or darker color of the shirt color.

The Host as a notebook filled to the brim with notes, information, his victims, and lots of memories.

Younger of the twins.

Protective of anyone close.

It takes him years to warm up to someone. Dr. Iplier somehow did it within a few months. /lh

He knows tech better then Author since that bastard likes to do everything on paper. /lh/affectionate

He has his own podcast, often throwing someone random usually horrible person into a living hell yes a real person that is his horror episode podcast. He sometimes takes breaks with horror, as is episodes can scare even the most tough skinned person, with lighter happier stories / episodes.

The Author ;;

Cocky motherf- /lh

Bright. Golden. Eyes. 👁👁

Very blunt and sarcastic. Doesn’t know how to handle emotional situations well but he’s trying his best™

Black button-ups with the sleeves rolled up is.. Kinda his signature. “Hides the blood better” he jokes it’s not a joke-

You can almost always see him with flecks of blood somewhere.. Best not to question it. 

He is an actual author! He’s written many books under a pen name and is living comfortably. He writes anything from sappy romance, smut, psychological thrillers, to clichés. He has a wide variety. [A lot of his books also have actually good representation of the LGBTQ+, POC, as well as DID / OSDD, and so on-]

He likes to cook.. Baking is 10/10.

The older of the twins!

He will go to any length to protect Host, even though Host can handle himself [definitely] we all get exhausted.

Him and Dr. Iplier have a good friend relationship, and gossip about co-workers and people that they don’t like regularly.

He literally makes time in his schedule to mess with Host. No he doesn’t even miss the times by a minute.

I love them !! They also both use He/They pronouns. @even-more-incorrect-ego-quotes​

#the host #the host markiplier #the author #the author markiplier #egos #markiplier fandom #markiplier egos #ego headcanons #hcs #ego hcs #fandom #tw blood mentions? #markiplier

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Lineless Mark: The Whole Collection

Round two complete! How much fun can drawing possibly be? Apparently I'm finding out with this series lol! Mark's were a change for me, but fun nonetheless.

With all the fun I'm having, though, there's no way to let it go so fast. Next up, lineless Sanders Sides!

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Are you fine with 'x reader' kinda headcannons?

Sure!! As long as they're SFW!! /g

#asks open

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Bing Headcanons!

Here are just some, not all of them but just some basics [that can be very specific- /lh] 

Bing is genderfluid, dresses, suits, crop tops, etc. They love them all.

Skateboarding is obviously loved but he also has a lot of dents and scars from falls, scraping the ground wrong, etc.

She’s actually very sensitive to lots of things and words. Simple rejection can hit Bing in ways that just. They could cry on the spot. 

He has streaks of orange in his hair, small but there.

Short attention span™ [but me too I get that- /lh]

They’re very smart being as she is the internet but dumbs himself down so they’re not intimidating or non-friendly with big words. She just wants friends, they don’t want to be scary-

Bright orange eyes, and they absolutely hate them, so glasses™

FLORAL PRINT SHIRTS <333

Their tears are orange from the internal fluids.

Viruses make him sick like an actual human, so feeling hot & cold at the same time, sneezing, etc. 

<3  As you saw I flipped with pronouns- Sorry if it’s confusing! /g

#bing #bingiplier #markiplier fandom #markiplier egos #markipler #i love them #ego headcanons

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I've been on phone with my friends for a long time last night ( ^w^) and here r some doodles I made at that time

the last one is @sifferko 's au😢😢

maybe one day I'll finish these↑

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A fusion family.  We got Dr. Candy (Hentik and Wilford), Dase (Dark and Chase), Kinoko (Yandere, E-boy, and Robbie), and Yani (Yancy and Anti). Henford Warfstein, Dase Broplier, Kinoko Warfstein, Yani Broplier.

#markiplier egos #markipler #jacksepticegos #jacksepticeye

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[Gem Design 2.0] Iplier Gems【2】

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i return to my roots