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If you super boop me and i dont super boop back, i promise its just cause im on mobile

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me sowing

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

#love <3

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‘My cat Max’ by Irina ♡

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Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

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christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

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to tell a story in the form of flowers, what would i say?

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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Gottwald Heinen

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one thing I’ve learned about men online is that if they use either of these emojis 🤣😂 in response to something a woman said it means they’re screaming and crying and throwing up and contemplating jumping off a bridge

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So just to go over a couple facts with everybody, my narrow face and receding chin are a sign of immense intelligence. Furthermore, my flat midface, smooth philtrum and small eyes are indicative of a royal "dragons blood" lineage. VERY frustrating to see my recent photos described as "miserable mouth breather with a FASD" Im incredibly fuckable and can detect life force energies due to the aforementioned dragons blood lineage factor

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may i offer you a boop in these trying times

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Richard McClure Scarry "My perfect to-do list"