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[yesmadamepresident]

rb and put your coffee order in the tags

#right now at my fav coffee shop ive been getting their featured summer drink #it's an iced blackberry white mocha #at starbucks i get the brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso #in general i tend to get something hazelnut

[yesmadamepresident]

okay but what's the benefit of healthy confrontation if you know you'll get a sharp tongue in response?

isn't it better to stick to the passive aggression that everyone knows what to do with?

what's the point of kind words if nobody speaks the language?

[yesmadamepresident]

time for my oddly specific dni that is a joke and not real. ofc tag how many apply to you. dni if you:

like ranch dressing

think you “Get” the movie inception

are an only child

were/are into supernatural AND sherlock but NOT doctor who

were born after st patricks day 2002

dont like fruit or vegetables

took german in high school

have happily married parents

have a strong preference for the xbox over other consoles

have a name that was one of the top 100 in your country the year you were born

have or want more than two dogs

are a libra

are against writing/highlighting in books (like morally against it, even other people doing it in books that arent yours and have nothing to do with you)

have never worked customer service

like thunderstorms

are a man who works in tech

dont remember your dreams

dont have a favorite color

regularly wear jeans to bed

look good in hats

#4

[yesmadamepresident]

TÉA????

#HUH???

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Stickers // Made New Home on Etsy

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can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

[yesmadamepresident]

Oh my goodness happy birthday Macy!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

I missed this yesterday but thank you so much!!!

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Happy Birthday Macy! Hope you have the best day ever! Welcome to your 20's!

Thank you so much friend! I'm having a real good day!!

[yesmadamepresident]

I'm in my TWENTIES NOW WHAT

#ahdbsnnss

[yesmadamepresident]

#i would usually be at a party but not this time #i'll be driving

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[yesmadamepresident]

I admit I haven't been on tumblr much lately, what's with vanilla extract

[yesmadamepresident]

#hat

[yesmadamepresident]

Keeping track of my crying this year is really fun because I get to see the horror on people's faces when I say I've cried 38 times so far this year

#yes we're on day 36 of the year #and what of it #also i get to look back on the silliest reasons i cried #january 8th i cried because my roommate's bed was SO comfy

[yesmadamepresident]

stop asking me if my wife is single you guys KNOW i have a crush on her

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[yesmadamepresident]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran