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yestogether · 1 year
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you know what? every once in a while i tell myself it's time to read Isolation again
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yestogether · 2 years
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pansy: okay, draco, what happened between you and hermione?
draco: well, can you believe she said i embarrassed her?
pansy: yeah.
draco: but you didn’t even hear the details.
blaise: draco, i’ve known you a long time, and i’m going to tell you this with all the love i can possibly muster.
blaise: she’s right. you’re wrong.
draco: but you don’t even know…
blaise: doesn’t matter.
draco: but, now, but in my defence…
blaise: doesn’t matter.
draco: you’re not listening to my side of it!
pansy: okay, fine, draco. what is your side?
draco: well…
pansy: nope, got to go with hermione on this one.
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yestogether · 2 years
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Blaise: Have a good nap?
Draco: Nap?
Draco: You slapped me so hard I lost consciousness!
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yestogether · 3 years
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You: you're a putz. you know what that means?
Loki: yeah.
Loki: do you?
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yestogether · 4 years
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[Talking about you]
Loki: I don't want my relationship with her to be like that.
Tony: Loki, she knew what she was getting into.
Loki: You think?
Tony: Yes, we warned her.
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yestogether · 4 years
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Me, watching Dark: Well, there goes another theory.
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yestogether · 4 years
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Draco: this is my ex-girlfriend, Hermione.
Hermione: stop introducing me like that.
Hermione: i'm his wife.
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yestogether · 5 years
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Thor: I'm going to tell her you like her.
Loki: No
Loki: No, no, no, no, no
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yestogether · 5 years
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Tony: *gasp*
Tony: *start laughing*
Tony: *laugh louder*
Tony: *hits the table while still laughing*
Tony: *drowns with his own laugh*
Peter:
Tony:
Tony: oh you were serious
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yestogether · 5 years
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Tony: Hey, I got your text. What's C-Q-M-T-W-I-L-G-T mean?
Peter: "Come quick. Major trouble. Wow, I look great today." Duh.
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yestogether · 5 years
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Mal, about Ben's facial hair: what's this?
Mal: i could get used to this.
Ben: oh, yeah. you like it?
Mal: i love this.
Me: hot as hell.
My mom, in the background: who are you talking about.
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yestogether · 5 years
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You: I'm sorry you're upset.
You: You know, Loki, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this.
Loki:
You:
Loki: I am not flying back to Asgard just so my mom can give me a hug.
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yestogether · 5 years
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Death doesn’t make Billy Hargrove a saint.
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yestogether · 5 years
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Okay, but what if
Person A: Who are they?
Person B: The Starks.
Person C: They're Mr. and Mrs. Stark's foster kids.
Person C: The brown boy, that's Peter, and the tall fair-haired guy, Harley, they're, like, a thing. I'm not even sure that's legal.
Person B: They're not actually related.
Person C: Yeah, but they live together. It's weird.
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yestogether · 5 years
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You: *start to cry*
Loki: Why are you crying?
You: Because I'm stupid!
Loki: That's no reason to cry.
Loki: One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.
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yestogether · 5 years
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You: So I have made the decision to trust you
Loki: A horrible decision, really
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yestogether · 5 years
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Loki: Uh, Bruce, I was wondering if you could help me find something
Bruce: Happy to, unless it's hope or a reason to live
Loki: Oh, you make me laugh, sad clown
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