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//Master Yi touches every AU

  You cannot stop him

  He’s generally handsome yet entirely hopeless

  That’s the whole lore

#ooc #tbd #AU: Bendy and the Ink MachYine #I come here to reblog this post and leave LOL #A N O T H E R O N E #Another legendary though so :eyes: #There is probably more lore than this lore #Hope everyone is happy and well though tumblr lives in my brain rent free yet I need some inspo to write

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//Master Yi touches every AU

  You cannot stop him

  He’s generally handsome yet entirely hopeless

  That’s the whole lore

#ooc #tbd #AU: Spirit Blossom #its the real shitpost that I will go put it on my AU page like a true AU collector #remember when there were no amounts of skins #now there are yes amounts of skins and I cackle into the sunset as I imagine the synchronous #Uncle Energy across space and time

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#*Siigh.....* #ooc #tbd #my browser forgot all my tumblr passwords? #and thankfully I can at least get in here to say #hi hello hope everyone is well as always even though I'm die #but I can't get into my Lee blog where I actually wanted to dump a drabble #HHHHhhh #Which means I probably made it on a burner email #WHIch means #bleh #I hope I find it but #I also hope everyone is having better luck than me

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//Uhhhh how do i draw this man

#ooc #wips #idk once again i have not scribbled yi specifically in a while #tired handsome grumpy uncle I think that's all that is written on the model sheet #i was thinking of drawing a promo but I will have to redraft this and stare long and hard at Yi's armor #and wonder how he moves in it #anyways afternoon y'all

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//Snap cut to Wukong holding Yi under his arms and shaking him like,

‘My human is broken!’ and Yi mumbling to himself,

‘But I do not need to eat every day I can just meditate...’

#ooc #tbd #Master and Student #I think that was my tag IDK #Emotional Support Friend #and Son #and Self Care Checker #*Shakes yi around* 'Master pleaaaase eat and bathe and sleep on a BED' #'no u' #'YES ME TOO I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING TOO'

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May I ask how do you view Wukong? Is he like a student to you, or more like a son?

"He is my pupil." The Wuju Master spoke plainly, immediately, like anything he learned by rote. It was the 'correct' answer after all; the one that begged no other question about the nature of their relationship. Yet the question had multiple parts, and thankfully metal obscured the crease of his brow and the fall of his gaze.

A son? Perhaps, on some days, the Shimon was like a child. Excitable and spontaneous, he scolded Wukong like any father might, but he was Vastayan all the same. Wise behind a veneer of trickery, older than even Yi knew, and compassionate to a fault - it would be unfair to assess his traveling companion as anything less in standing to himself. Wukong had been there during his darkest day, and had listened in cross-legged silence to his despairs. At the end of it all, atop a lonely, forsaken mountain, Wukong had extended a hand to a fallen man, and taught him more than Yi could ever hope to repay.

So a son? Perhaps not. A brother? He stopped his internal musings when the rhythmic ticking of his lenses caught his ears. The goggles always betrayed him, in moments of hesitation.

"He is my pupil, and I am his Master." He repeated, for however much a simplification it was, "One day he may out-step me. Of this, I am more than sure. It will be a proud day, when we stand beside one another in mastery of our craft..."

And, on that day, he might feel worthy of the title he'd given himself.

#Thank you anon :3 #I keep hoarding asks like 'oh I will draw for this' and then never answer pfft #so I will force myself to just muse #He will forever be monkey son but is more like #Emotional Support Friend loool

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Gently pats his head.

"Yes, I do enjoy, very much, the echo of fingers to my helmet." He scoffed, attempting to make it politely inaudible. He failed, but surely annoyance came with equal parts concern, "Why..? Why you, and this aura, and... why?"

#weldlune #but of course u would fam #of course thank u #read my tags read them all my thesis will be here next #why the heckie does tumblr look like this now though help me im scared

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//Crawls out from under hiatus rock

#ooc #tbd #Hey y'all or whoever is still around ahaha #Hope everyone is doing well as always #might do some blog housekeeping #aka soooo many bots have followed me and I Do Not Like It #so I may archive and remake #also just to gauge who is still active? #I have not decided yet #I think my Lee blog is alright but this blog gets followed a lot by weird accounts #(if you followed me recently and you are an RP account you are not weird its the very obvious bots I mean) #So if you get a follow from me its just because I remade but IDK #Have a mighty need to come back though even if activity remains low #Idea of a multi also plays in the back of my mind but yeah #Loves you all and if you opened the tags and read this pet your favorite ionian grandpa for me #Yi will not appreciate pffffft

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//true crime city AU relationship canon

#AU: Crime City #ooc #tbd #fuckin i blame #essence flux primed #for poking me BECAUSE #ngl this is yi in like every verse where he knows ezreal #take my memes this is my contribution and I'm sorry for ooc

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//Apologies for continued non-attendance to tumblr.com

  My Yi specific report for the month is:

  I have all boys. Probably ill advised to have all boys, but here they are with no pesky lock over them.

#ooc #Mostly through years of Your Shop cheese and kind friend giving me debonair #who currently lives in my head rent free thank you for this food riot #ask me about debonair and maybe I summon up the focus to stare at blue hell ahaha #him and psy ops #just most recent skin-itis #but yes I do not play Yi nor league buT #hope everyone is well as always #I technically don't have the wild rift skin nor do I have many chromas but shhh dont remind me

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//Happy new year in advance to y’all. I hope everyone is doing well, and continues to do well. Lots of love from mun and your favorite Ionian uncle

#ooc #tbd #Yi is like 'what is a new year i don't......' #but yes thinking about tumblr a lot recently but brain wont go #wanted to do secret santa but couldn't bring the energy #and its not new year yet but I know it hits here in australia before most places #so yeah! #Have a nice day y'all <3

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//Also just as I have been thinking about, ‘You bet all your dollars that Debonair Yi rocks up in a damn trailed dress to special occasions, and you can never predict when.’ everyone in Wild Rift is

#ooc #tbd #AU: Crime City #forgive ooc once again i am tryin my best #BUT #everyone looks good wife looks good pfffft #meanwhile #let yi's actual legendary be in WR please let PROJECT be HERE #why is it always raining in PROJECT also #but yes all the champs looking fine as of recent good for everyone #Wear nice clothes for damn once and be fancy #this is all thank you

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//Master ‘I am homeless and my best friends are a monkey and spirits’ Yi being a queen who rarely leaves his penthouse but to stir the pot is just extra enough that I love it

#ooc #tbd #AU: Crime City #I thought I would hate all this but it turns out it gives me life #afternoon everyone #and sorry for so many false starts on here I don't know where my tumblr brain went #this business man though i swear #also something something old ones yes #it's all great I love

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//just give him the beard back riot i beg

#ooc #scribables #AU: Crime City #wips #probably not wip though #more like scribbles at 6 AM while I continue to fight my sleep pattern #more like I still can't remember how to Yi I will get there #also don't ask me about this suit I will make an earnest attempt some other time lmaao #dr strange dracula lookin ass

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//Watch me make

  Another Promo

  Then ghost tumblr

#ooc #tbd #afternoon y'all #Still trying to grapple my brain especially with crime city au floating around #I want my petty son #take him from me........... #Also just want to do edits #because whyyy not

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gxmiho said:

"Not to be mean but you look like a fuckboy in that new get-up..."

“... Jealousy is cheap, and ill-fitting.” Says the businessman, casting an eye over the rim of his glasses.

#gxmiho #start this tag now #AU: Crime City #its true though it's true #In the last two skins #high key energy #this one especially though

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//Trying to get back into the swing of tumblr. Like for a little thing. Probably an awkward man questioning you about something.

#ooc #tbd #brain is being dumb but this is still a thing #I am trying to fix my sleep pattern right now so I may chuck things in people's inboxes #sorry if picky I usually just don't know how to handle multis without specification #It's either that or I just Debonair post into the night