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yikepike · 8 hours
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yikepike · 10 hours
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so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie
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yikepike · 10 hours
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Worlds most epic animal found in your room scrolling Tumblr right now
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yikepike · 10 hours
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What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
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yikepike · 15 hours
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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up
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yikepike · 15 hours
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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point
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yikepike · 15 hours
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guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win
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yikepike · 15 hours
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Hugh Laurie really said can you please shut the fuck up bro this reporter and I are trying to cook here
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yikepike · 15 hours
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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small
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3 inch opening: no problem
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2.75 inch opening: Easy
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2.5 inch opening: doing fine
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2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!
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2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…
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Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy
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:insert grunts of effort here:
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Taking a break…
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The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.
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A New Challenger approaches!
1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”
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GIMME GIMME GIMME
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He ends up giving up.
Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4
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yikepike · 16 hours
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this is my fav type of post
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yikepike · 17 hours
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i melted some cheese on rice for dinner this evening and while eating it i started thinking "this is like macaroni and cheese but with rice instead of macaroni". a minute later i said "rice and cheese" out loud to myself. a few seconds after that i heard a deep, ethereal sigh that sounded like it came from a twelve thousand foot woman studying me in my apartment from up above, as if i were some manner of lab rat in a doll house that just disappointed her. i am sorry really big science lady in space
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yikepike · 17 hours
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[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course
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yikepike · 17 hours
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Today in obscure Doctor Who jokes:
Somebody on Twitter pointed out that the Big Finish companion Hex is canonically from the year 2021, so when he occasionally abbreviates the word "suspicious" to "sus," it's probably an Among Us reference.
The punchline is that this character was actually introduced back in 2004. It was made-up future slang that they happened to get right.
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yikepike · 17 hours
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Boat owners moving a large floating island out of the way on Wisconsin's Lake Chippewa https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1752933191344615440
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yikepike · 17 hours
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being an australian online means you always get people asking you questions like this
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(it was a huntsman spider that someone named Atticus lmao)
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yikepike · 20 hours
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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one
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yikepike · 20 hours
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