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#I'm sure I've reblogged this before but xiao zhan is so pretty and i miss him

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the untamed + text posts

#yessss #i love this grape man

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THE UNTAMED — episode forty-nine

#holy shit i never noticed that before

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to defeat monsters: become the greater monster | m.a.w

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Would lwj and wwx have been able to be so correctly ill-adjusted without the support and benefits of lxc's doomed well-adjustness? Just more fun stuff to lay awake at night and think about

the untamed dares to ask the big questions, such as: what if you got married to two guys in the middle of their divorce, and they just never told you about their divorce plans, and also they were both cursed heroes, one doomed to an inglorious life and the other to a glorious death, both entangled like stags with interlocked antlers and trees with roots twisted together with their despised desire to share one another’s fate, and you were like a normal well-adjusted guy who liked them both? would that be fucked up or would it be neat

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:bangs hands on the table: JIUJIU JIUJIU JIUJIU. Teeny waist, dressed to kill, whip in one hand nephew in the other, happy birthday you beautiful disaster man you’ve ruined my whole life

#yessss we love the raisin man

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text post meme (misc)

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I think it's really funny that out of 3zun the one that probably likes drinking alcohol the most is in fact Lan Xichen.

Nie Mingjue canonically doesn't like drinking very much. Qinghe alcohol is probably effective for use as paint stripper so he might have a decent tolerance, he just doesn't enjoy it.

Jin Guangyao has likely deliberately worked up the exact tolerance he needs to drink a socially appropiate amount of alcohol at events without actully getting drunk, because I think the act of not being of sound mind in public is like a horror movie to him.

But Lan Xichen. Lan Xichen invented a whole new cultivation trick just to bypass his family's "one sip and we pass the fuck out" piss poor tolerance gene so he can drink as much alcohol as he wants. This man wants to go get white girl drunk with his sworn brothers so bad and neither of them are into it please pray for him.

#free him

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the untamed + text posts

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The Untamed + text posts (pt. 4/4)

bonus:

#perf

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the untamed + text posts

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LWJ ☁️

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Wei Wuxian coming out of the burial mounds not technically dead, but dead enough that inquiry works on him, to his chagrin

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The Untamed + text posts pt.2 (pt.1)

bonus: 

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haven’t drawn in like 2ish weeks have a drunkji sketch

#drunkji favorite ji

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text post meme wei wuxian edition

#baby boy #i miss him

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The Untamed 陈情令, China, 2019. Episode 43.