ying-yan

[ying-yan]

Yay, Christmas, merry Christmas and any shit. I don’t celebrate Christmas, but luckily, my sister was born in 24 December 👌. So yeah I was really busy.

I had to buy a gift

I had to buy a birthday cake but There was no more cake so I had to buy a Christmas log.

I had to buy a French dessert

I had to decorate the living room

I had to cook a second cake and a lot of biscuits.

Usually, Birthday’s in my house are really awkward. My dad open a music on YouTube and chose a video. It can sing happy birthday with her name. And we have to sing happy birthday...you know the little awkward song? With this ridiculous smile on the face 😣 and after eating the cake. It end...yeah...in my birthday I don’t get gift. Only money that I can’t use...because I’m not allowed to go outside and I dunno why? I’m enough smart for not being kidnapped or anything...but no! Everyone want my ass as my mother tell me. My brother ( he’s 13) and can go where he want...I hate it but with the time I started disliking going outside.

Anyway, for the first time, a birthday was going very well! First time was a bit awkward but it started being awesome!

And the gift 💀 not that bad...you know the toy puppy who can destroy the whole box.

Yeah this one.

And when they eat some of the biscuits I done, they say it was delicious. First time I saw my dad eating biscuits and enjoying it 😢🧡

I was really proud of myself, I thought it was too much sweet but everyone loved :)

Here’s my biscuits, I did too much 🍪

[ying-yan]

Lmao you guys won’t believe me but when the App Sketch was still alive, I think I was the one who had the most fangirls...everyone always wanted dating me ( of fun ofc ) I know that’s sounds cringe but it was just for fun huh, I’m not a mf- ( yeah we had a really weird Humor)

So, anyway, one day, I posted a collaboration...for people who remerbered the collab of ship...everyone had to ask a random ship ( FriskXSans for exemple ) and a girl asked me « do you ship me with you » dang I laughed so hard. And for fun I said « YES YES YES MARRY ME MF!!! » and...we both started laughing for a long time...THIS B1YACH STARTED FLIRTING ME. It’s was really awkward and I felt a bit unsecured and I was still here laughing like a

✨💅 Moron💅✨

Bruh. So yeah we started drawing fanart for each other’s. I didn’t find the drawings again but I still remember. I drew us...hum...I was like « nOtIcE mE sEnPaI » and she was running and crying lmao

Da girl dared to do a bit the same thing. I was here...with bl🅾️od on my clothes...with à winky face ;)))

and she was like

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Aaannnddd everyone started asking « yo what the freak is happening??? » « I love that face tho » « you both have Brain damage » 💀💀💀

Lmao

And she dm for an weird RP...

You actually :

Bwahaha 💀

She started with a « come here babe~ »

I WAS SCREAMING

Bro just imagine flirting someone not on purpose lmaooooo...just before answer her I saw her profile and...

My fucking god💀...

She’s 10 yo...

Okay okay...you have some things you should know.

It was 2 years ago...She’s now probably 12-13 yo today okay?

I’m not a pedophile or a MAP supporter (also I cannot be a pedophile bruh)

It was still for fun even if it’s started being really REALLY WEIRD.

(Anyway her name was Coline if I’m not wrong)

It was like :

Y: nah bru...Naaaah bru you cannot date me. I’m older than you.

C: idc~

Y: but I’m a dude...

C: it’s okay I love guys

Y: DUCK IT IM A GIRL

C: I don’t care I still love you~

Y: what the fuck? You know what? I’m a dude and I’m suffering with ✨Pedophobia✨

(Fear of children’s...what the fuck do actually someone is really afraid of children’s???)

Anyway. She locked me in a chest and then she locked me in a truck (with the chest) then she took me to her house and after that she locked me in her room...

WHAT THE FUCK !?

...so...I don’t wanted to lost my virginity so I tried to escape...

She came with KFC...

...

...

...

May god guide us💀...

So today, I’m in instagram with soon 300 followers (2.8k in sketch) :(

But as you guys know, instagram don’t really like Artists...Algorithms pissed me off so damn much (that’s why I’m here) and one day...

You guys won’t believe me again...

But this girl FOUND ME AGAIN!!!

Nah she changed, she’s still a weirdo but she stopped "bullying" me lmao

But every time...when I chatting with her ( and a another friend) they always calling me

Daddy 💅✨

Damn I hate those awkward emojis...

Soooo one day I drew this...

Yes...I write a long story just for a single drawing...

But at least you know why I stated that thing.

And also you can know how my art looks like a bit :)))