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Y/N: I don't know how to tell you this, Kate, but you're in love with me

Kate: What?

Kate: Oh my god, I am

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Y/N, in their office, behind closed doors: I love working with the Avengers, but there are a few things I miss

*Peter screaming while being chased by Redwing*

Y/N: Like silence

*Bucky dying of laughter, followed by the sound of Natasha slapping him*

Y/N: The complete absence of noise

*Tony storming in, yelling at everyone to shut up*

Y/N: Just one single moment, undisturbed by sound

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Y/N: My partner must be smart, have common sense and be able to take care of themselves

Kate: *pushing a 'pull' door while trying to balance a bowl of soup on top of a pile of pizza cartons*

Y/N:

Y/N: I want that one

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Yelena, speaking in Russian: What would happen if I threw a blender into an even bigger blender?

Y/N: I have no idea what you just said, but yes

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Tony: Do you ever think before you speak?

Y/N: Yeah, I think 'Wow, that's bloody hilarious' and then I say it

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Y/N, pointing at the Wii console: Okay, who broke it?

Y/N: I'm not mad, I just want to know

Everyone: ...

Bruce: I did it. I broke it-

Y/N: No. No, you didn't.

Y/N: Sam?

Sam: Don't look at me. Look at Bucky

Bucky: What? I didn't break it!

Sam: Uh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?!

Bucky: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken?!

Sam: Suspicious

Bucky: No, it's not!

Tony: If it matters, probably not, Steve was the last one to use it

Steve: Liar! I don't even use the the console!

Tony: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in front of the TV earlier?!

Steve: I use the TV to watch old movies! Everyone knows that, Tony!

Bruce: Okay, okay! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it!

Y/N: No! Who broke it?!

Sam: Scott's been awfully quiet

Scott: REALLY??

Sam: Yeah, really!

Scott: OH MY GOD!

Everyone: *starts fighting*

Y/N: I broke it. I lost at Just Dance, so I punched it.

Y/N: I predict that in about ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Y/N: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here

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Y/N: Let's just both say "I'm sorry" on the count of three.

Y/N: One... Two... Three...

Loki:

Y/N:

Y/N: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us

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Y/N, talking to Loki: I'm sorry. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just excited.

Y/N, pointing at Mobius: Plus, your boyfriend's really hot. So, you know, that makes me nervous, too.

Y/N, to Mobius: And you are very beautiful, sir.

Hunter B-15: Oh my lord...

Loki: He's not my-

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Loki: Okay, let's get over this again. What do we do, when something goes wrong?

Y/N: We try to fix it before Steve gets back

Loki: And if that doesn't work?

Y/N: We blame Thor

Loki: Great.

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Y/N: Welcome to the Avengers tower, Bucky

Y/N: Sam will show you around

Sam, opening the door: There's the exit

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Y/N: With all due respect, Agent Coulson, have you lost your fucking mind?!

Phil:

Phil: That was with 'all due respect'?

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Tony: Why would you give Peter a knife?!

Y/N, shrugging: He felt unsafe

Tony: Now I feel unsafe!

Y/N: I'm sorry...

Y/N: Would you like a knife?

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Fury: Who put that "best dad ever" mug on my desk?

Y/N: It was Clint!

Clint: I put it there but Y/N made it from scratch

Fury: Please kill me...

Coulson, walking by with a "best mum ever" mug in his hand: What are you guys talking about?

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Y/N, handing Peter a glass of wine: Excellent work on the mission!

Stephen: Y/N, no, Peter is a child

Y/N: oh!

Y/N, handing Peter a second glass of wine: You're a growing boy!

Stephen: Y/N no-

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Y/N: I need to tell you something but you can't overreact!

Tony: When have I EVER overreacted?

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Scott: I bet if I were pregnant, all of you would listen to me

Y/N: If you were pregnant, I think we'd have a lot of questions

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Stephen: Our can opener is broken

Y/N: So... It's a can't opener?

Stephen: I can't believe I married you

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