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If already creature when hit will become double creature aka a cryptid

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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I WONT STAND FOR THE CAT RETURNS ERASURE!!!

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A friend sent it to me and I think many of us are like this hahahahaha

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weh

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Here are the idiots ^-^

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Imagine, if you will, a medieval fantasy town built into the side of a mountain. The landscape is still untamed enough that there's always work to be done, the people there are rough mannered and introverted, weary of outsiders and determined to keep their own to their own. But the task of settling a previously uninhabited wilderness comes with unique problems, in this case trapdoor spiders the size of carriages which burrow near the wooded roads and wait for an unsuspecting town person to happen by and be devoured.

The town collectively scrapes together a bounty to clear out the spider nests, which is answered by three orcs: Gnat, a huge and proficient warrior with an unexpectedly warm personality. His sharp-tongued wife Caoimhe, with whom he's been trying to have a baby to start a clan of their own. And Caoimhe's younger brother, Grug, who is giant, silent, and looks like an absolute menace. The orcs don't just want the bounty though, they want land. A place to build a new family home.

The townspeople tentatively agree, selecting a spot that is outside the town proper but close enough that the town has the authority to give the land away. The orcs actually settle in fairly well, though both sides keep relative distance. The towns general air of standoffish and gruff personality is right at home with Gnat and Caoimhe, they prefer things that way and even begin to make a few cautious friendships.

Grug speaks to no one and does the majority of the spider hunting while Gnat and Caoimhe build their new home. He quickly gains a fearsome reputation, only glaring at humans when they dare to offer him a hello. He is clearly a frighteningly skilled hunter, uncrackable in his silence and stern expression, eerily competent and poised at his violent craft. He frequently returns covered in blood and mud, hauling yet another spider carcass into the town square where the exoskeleton can be harvested by the townspeople. Children cry when he passes by and women hide themselves in doorways. Even the towns strongest human fighters avoid making eye contact when Grug comes by.

Until one day when Grug is leaving the town after another successful hunt, he sees the most pathetic, incompetent, perpetually sunny human that has every crossed his path. I'm thinking chronically clumsy, always picking the least convenient way to do things, and uncharacteristically open and friendly compared to their neighbours. Maybe that sweetness and naivety comes across as them being a little dim, but overwhelmingly pleasant.

They're carrying ten boxes of fragile glass tonics at once, determined to do it in one trip, trying to open the door of their house WHILE carrying the boxes, getting their cardigan caught on the door handle and when turning to free it toppling the top box of tonics, so they have to twist into an unrecoverable position to catch the box and prevent the tonics from falling and smashing, but now they're stuck like that where the slightest movement will 100% mean doom. And all while this is happening they have the sweetest smile, crinkled eyes, laughing to the passerbys watching this Calamity like "no no, don't help me, I got this 😄"

And Grug just thinks I have never seen a less competent person in my life.

... I think I'm in love.

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

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ok but what if i

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Symmetry Move Brush for CLIP STUDIO PAINT

I've just released this free "Symmetry Move Brush" tool on Clip Studio Assets.

Check the link for more info on what it does and what it's for: https://assets.clip-studio.com/en-us/detail?id=1974271

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reblog to be eaten by this thing

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

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oh thats hot as hell. if only sex was real

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fuck it. avatar as calico critters

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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FINALLY SOME ONE SAID IT! I FEEL SEEN.