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youcannotrewrite · 2 years
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you thought this was a serious account? no. take a shitty meme
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youcannotrewrite · 2 years
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I forgot to promote it on it’s actual blog, but Part One of You Can (Not) Rewrite was completed awhile ago!
Part One is a rewrite of the original anime (+ End of Evangelion), featuring a more heavy focus on Asuka and Rei over the rest of the cast. If that sounds like something you’d like, please check it out!
also maybe leave a comment or something idk *blushes cutely*
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youcannotrewrite · 2 years
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rb with some red flags that are in your room
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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Some evangelion crap again because I'm still thinking about this anime-
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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commission I did for @juicedlamps a lil while ago ^^
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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im gonna be posting YC(N)R in sets of two chapters over the next few days pwease check it out!! i promise its not bad
(also comments are appreciated i respond well to external stimuli, if you want information on the rewrite itself, check out my pinned post for info about it. to put it shortly, its a canon rewrite for Neon Genesis Evangelion!)
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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diversity win! the clone of your dead wife (whom you have abused for her entire life) and the vessel for the spirit of a god left in suspended animation who is currently killing you is non-binary!
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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what if we were excruciatingly trained since childhood 👶👧 to pilot gigantic cyborg humanoid beings 🤖 had to fight extraterrestrial Angels 👾 were mistreated and alianated to be seen by others and ourselves as a function 😨 were both manipulated by the adults around us 😞 had disfuncional relationships with our parental figures and guardians 👨‍👧👩‍👧 were continuously exposed to extremely violent situations 🔪 carried years of untreated trauma 😢 associated our self-worth with our productivity 💼 felt unnoticed and uncared by others 😭 were objectified by the incel protagonist of the series 🙃 and we were both girls 😳😳😳
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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my secret santa for mademoiselle-soufflé!!!
from @gravy-k
to @mademoiselle-souffle
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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Just realized I haven’t actually talked about the details of you cannot rewrite so I’m gonna do so here
Hi, I’m Archie, I like to rewrite media! You Can (Not) Rewrite is my rewrite of the Eva canon fitting my (correct) opinions /j
It’s a novelization of NGE split into two acts, the first of which follows the plot of NGE with changes made. YC(N)R focuses more on Asuka and Rei’s relationship, with them as the main characters (Shinji is still in the picture but Asurei is the focus). I currently have 13 finished chapters, though I don’t wanna release it until I’ve finished act one! More plot details under the cut
- Mari Makinami Illustrious appears based off her manga counterpart with the personality of her movie counterpart. She’s a mad scientist and one of the primary engineers behind the Evangelions. Has massive beef with Gendo, but still operates under him with her own agenda. Is intensely protective over the Evangelions, and has a sick fascination with the Angels.
- Misato doesn’t make sexual advances towards Shinji here. Misato is fucked up and weird, but she doesn’t kiss a child!
- way too much lore on increasingly unimportant characters (including but not limited to Misato’s Dad, Asuka’s Stepmom, etc.)
- my bias may be showing but Shinji is not painted well here! The format of his internal monologue and Shinji’s perception of women don’t add up well
- some extra canonical characters from spin offs are relevant (Mana Kirishima, Kotoko Suzunami, etc.)
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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★ 【木野花】 「 asuka 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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Holo Zone
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Rei designs!
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Asuka Langley Soryu pre-rebuild designs!
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youcannotrewrite · 3 years
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the 3.0+1.0 poster but its gay this time
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