here are some ways to support ace ppl on international asexuality day!
1: give us money
2: give us your first born child
3: give us money
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garlic bread to share to your aspec friends :)
rb to share
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You can only reblog this today.
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One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other
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Starkid releasing Nerdy Prudes at 5 because “5 o’clock can’t come soon enough” is so genius, like when they released Black Friday at 11:59, just before midnight, because the clock never reaches midnight in BF
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You ever think they fought about it? 🐐
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date your friends - by which i do not mean you must literally date your friends but by which i mean go out to dinner with your friends, buy your friends flowers, tell your friends you love them, write your friends love letters, play your friends songs that make you think of them, help your friends with moving and doctors appointments and listen to their worries and joys. love one another so entirely and i promise the world will feel so much brighter and you will have a community full of love
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Npmd comes out tomorrowwwww (not on youtube, the cast album and digital ticket though!!!!)
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Steve is fighting to defend the kids from Vecna's reign, and he's actually gaining the upper hand.
Vecna to Eddie: I want you to kill Steve Harrington.
Eddie: *gives him an odd look* Okay, whatever you say, my liege.
He walks over to Steve and grabs his jacket roughly, pulling him closer.
Steve: Eddie, this isn't you -
Eddie slams his lips to Steve’s.
Vecna: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Eddie: *breaks the kiss* This is what you wanted me to do!
Vecna: Kill! I want you to KILL him! NOT KISS!
Eddie: I'm still hearing kiss! *turns to Steve* I'm not sure why he wants this to happen, but I guess it's happening!
Steve: I've got no complaints.
Vecna: MUNSON! I WANT YOU TO FUCKING MURDER HIM!
Eddie: *gasps* You want me to FUCK him? In front of the kids?! Henry! You kinky son of a bitch!
Vecna: I WANT YOU TO END HIS LIFE.
Eddie: You want me to make him my wife?! Okay, whatever you say, Henry. *Gets down on one knee* Steve Whatever Your Middle Name Is Harrington, will you be my wife?
Steve: Yeah. Okay. I'm not doing anything important right now.
Vecna sighed and turned to El.
Vecna: Okay. You can kill me now.
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Love to imagine Jason trying to thrive as a legit crime lord only to flop because his family keeps ruining his street cred.
Case in point,
Jason: Now that you've heard my evil plan, what's your rebuttal, Batman?
Bruce: (Starts clapping)
Jason: NO, don't--
Bruce: You're so smart, honey (tries to take a picture)
Jason: stOp-
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Jason: Here to stop me, Robin?
Tim: No, I need a book report
Jason: Wha- do it yourself, you fucking accident!
Tim: I don't know why the fucking door is red!
Jason: WHAT- It symbolizes the passion of violence you dumb BITCH--
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Dick: I'll give you 10$ if you don't commit crimes tonight
Jason: 10$? What can I do in Gotham with 10 dollars?
Dick: Uh, buy an apartment?
Jason: An apartment is 13$!
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Jason: I'm gonna take it easy on you, Spoiler--
Steph: Is that my perfume?
Jason: Wha-- no.
Steph: Cass, does Red Hood usually smell like lavender and cotton candy?
Cass: Nope
Jason: OKAY, sue me, I don't wanna smell like 'warrior musk' and 'tears of a war widow'
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Tim: So I overheard something at the coffee shop this morning. These two people were talking and one said that the person you are now is who you would have felt safest with as a kid.
Jason: Huh. Damn. I mean... I do protect the crime alley kids.
Tim: And I am... literally a version of Robin.
Cass: Ballerina. Hero. I love giving hugs. Yeah, makes sense.
Alfred: I never noticed that, but I guess I, too, grew into who I'd needed as a child.
Bruce, walking in wearing the Batsuit, covered in blood and scratches, holding a pissed off Damien under one arm and a kennel with a pissed off raccoon in the other: Someone tell Damien he can't have a new pet, someone else take this thing back to the woods, the rest of you please dismantle Damien's raccoon house, I'll be downstairs giving Dick stitches as he was the one who found that thing.
Damien: No! Father! Please don't get rid of Domino! I can train him to only attack our enemies! Just give me time!
Tim, Jason, Cass, Alfred, all side eyeing Bruce: Hmmm.
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Someone send me npmd fics. I cant stop thinking of the show and how much i miss it
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Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 8)
alex
he seems like a gay jock but in the closet
back is rob
front is joe
aiden
he gives that vibes
jason (idk yall)
thats a joe but like the weird creepy joe
sharpay and ryan (but girl form) from hsm (ew incest)
john mulaney (correct first name for the actor, just wrong spelling)
the lobster from the little mermaid
wait no this is ryan from hsm
this is jafar from aladdin
specifically the aladdin jr from my middle school (i literally posted on my instagram story like 5 hours before they did this one saying how no one remembers achmed and assumes achmed is jafar skdjfhsad)
little red on drugs
she reminds me of the crazy bird lady from home alone but also moira rose from schitts creek (i have only seen home alone and that was years ago. and they showed me an episode of shitts creek while we were dying my hair so i dont remember either of them)
jafar and jasmine (at least people are getting the jafar part correct)
blond little red but also looks like a jan
the main biker guy from teen beach movie
also biker guy but gay and also in the closet
troyler perks to (part 7) for saying troye sivan bc thats all i see now from that edit (look- i couldnt find the original picture)
captian hooks son thats gay
ben
jim
no questions
he seems like a john but goes by johnny
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT!!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!
sam
jimmy and sarah (a lot of j names so they have one thing right kjdsfhkjsfh)
peyton
or any white bitch name
drew monson
peter pan
its giving shane dawson parody vibes
the girl from the candyland game
that looks like the red soxs mascot
im feeling like a timmy
this looks like if dan and phill had a kid (jfkhasd okay. as if i wasnt complaining for days how i needed a picture of him for a drawing and for this game. im like 80% certain i told them his name)
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Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 7)
part 6s girlfriend
thats knock off troy bolton
dobby and that one guy who ran the russian school in goblet of fire (i mean...correct fandom)
timmy
she gives stephanie energy (reminder, shes watched part of tgwdlm, idk how she didnt get emma. pete i get cause his name wasnt revealed yet in tgwdlm)
dundee
barb and sue
pete (no. youve watched this. this was also as i was testing her bf, she did it the next day so she had a day to figure it out)
PAUL (she cheated by looking it up but ill give her half credit)
sanka
trixie matel before she got famous
thats the akinator AI from like 2010
thats the love child of hagrid and trelawney
aribella
oh thats jasmine and jafar
but like in a low budget live action (its the best version what do you mean??)
rita skeeter after she grew out of the puke green phase (if only lauren played rita skeeter and i wouldve given her points for that)
that is jack harkness but like extra closeted gay
i cut out the other image of ethan since when i told her bf that someone finally realized they were the same guy i didnt remember she was sat right next to him
troy sivan
but like, before he came out (how do you forget hidgens?????)
that is tyler oakley
he looks like andrew garfield
but i shall name him steve (cant blame her for not knowing his name but how can you forget the loveable homeless guy?)
why is farris bueler in this? (KJDSHFKASJH)
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
hes from the disney original movie zombies
but like an unnamed background character
thats luke and clarisse (can you tell im reading percy jackson lmao) (yeah, i can tell dfkjha)
thats a britney if ive ever seen one
thats cisco before his graphic tees phase (and here i go on a tangent about how carlos was in starkid before he was on the flash and went to college with the sks and how joey replaced who was playing the hot chocolate kid in tgwdlm. yeah i know im a nerd)
thats stingy from lazy town
jeffree star
when he has attempting to have a music career
teenage strawberry shortcake
calum hood in the dont stop music video
andre
is that not the tyler oakley guy again? (nope. but it is the same actor. same actor as paul too, howd you not catch that afsjhs /lh)
this one is phil
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Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 6)
thats a richie if ive ever seen one (nah that was his old roommates character)
gollum and voldemort (wrong names but at least one of those fandoms is right)
thats spongebob, of course (askdfjh just from this i know the rest of this is gonna be great)
thats an overworked (but sassy) barista (she is!!! and i love her so much)
crissandra
thats a buck
wilma flintstone and betty rubble
“thats a rob or something” (he sent his girlfriends response who has seen part of this musical so idk why she was wrong) (im also gonna send these to her, she should not be answering on his)
sebastian (maybe i was still reeling at his gf not knowing paul after watching part of tgwdlm but i burst out laughing at this)
white ru paul
zoltar (i was prepared for jafar again, i like that it wasnt jafar)
ludo
mrs. princess
satan and his girlfriend, satan (at this point his gf texts me telling me i brought this upon myself and i know, i wanted funny)
fredonia baggins
i meant frodo, but that works
greaser johnny (honestly...from lore from nmt, he does work on cars if he follows his dads footsteps so...)
thats the same guy (FINALLY!!! EVERYONE ASSUMED THEY WERE DIFFERENT CHARACTERS!
thats andy warhol with contacts
thats a nameless background character from a local theatre adaptation of the film “animal house” (asjdhfjksah he had a name dude. we have a cult for him. i have a cameo from him)
thats peter parker if he never became spider-man (whats with my friends this time and thinking this is either spider-man or a spider-man actor adfkjhas)
bames jond
NPMD SPOILERS AFTER THIS POINT!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
michael jacksons character in the “thriller” music video
adam and eve (hes close enough for someone who hasnt seem it)
you drew a picture of her (i did :) its on my instagram (youofsomesong) and my art account on twitter (dontdosadnes))
she looks like that girl from the movie “clueless”
but with more of a 2014 thing going on
ernie
millennial peter pan
neon joe (this dude should be asleep so hes loosing it rn)
akihabara
pokemon gym leader
sportacus
he looks like an evan
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Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 5)
chad
glee kid
ben: bullied dude that hasnt grown up yet (i mean... in avps that isnt necessarily wrong for lupin)
brad: his secret lover (again, they are lovers so not that wrong)
sid the nerd
tracy
bad barista
hunk the hill billy farmer with no wife (he has a wife! and two kids!!!)
ang and ann
they are long lost sisters (incest. gross)
jerry (right name, wrong character)
talk show host
snaps at people
rosemary
drag
jafar (nope)
emperor
poppy
a homeless pigeon feeder
cheryl
broadway actress
carrie and joe
married couple who did not know they were cousins
she had to go do homework so we never finished skdjfhas
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Friends Describing Starkid Characters (part 4)
(There will be spoiler pictures from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, so look at your own risk. They show up after Curt)
james
typical nerd
he has a letterman (i mean its in the photo)
this looks like the harry potter one (yup)
this information does not help me at all though (yes it does!!!)
gregory (front) and william (back) (noooooo)
they are in a relationship (oh 100%)
the gun in the underwear is for later tonight theyre spicing things up
(i have the better picture of peter, dont worry. but i wanna see if theyll realize its the same character)
montgomery
nerd but he knows your name, address, social security number, and credit card information and it not afraid to use it
megan
tired barista (SAME)
good at names and faces (not same) (same bestie)
knows martial arts
quincy francis iv
a cowboy with absolutely NO cowboy skills
saw a horse once and went “cow!!”
oh theyre also gay gay homosexual
nobody knows about their relationship though (well...)
elizabeth (left) and grace (right)
theyre into cosplay
businessman businessman businessman
slightly below average at his job but covers for it by being likeable and social (jfhkjasdhf thats not true)
his name is ronald
marco
theatre kid
rebecca
a proud trans woman who will take no shit
OH MY GOD WAIT
THATS UMBRIDGE ISNT IT (...maybe)
jafar (whats with my friends and thinking achmed is jafar???)
tried to sneak in an aladdin picture with the starkid. im onto you (youre not though cause thats achmed, not jafar)
bridget
likes reading
not very popular but a nice person
patricia
she has a pufferfish on her head
shes a strange one
still kind of popular though??
jasmine and jafar (this one im 87% certain) (youre half right bestie)
they pulled a switcheroo
that other one was aladdin and i was wrong (you were wrong but youre still wrong)
rachel
big fan of the little red riding hood story. made it her entire personality (jksdhfjdksh bestie)
thats a classic jack right there
total asshole (a bit, yeah)
sells drugs to minors (but he doesnt. he loves hannah like his own kid)
that previous guys brother but this ones a good person and keeps getting pulled into his brothers crap
his name is riley
definitely has pronouns
not straight (oh he 100% is not straight)
generally well liked but has one specific enemy (more like we love him but we hate him)
looks like a noah to me
self proclaimed “party animal” (everyone hates him except like one person whos pretty neutral about him) (lies. we all love him)
name is... liam (derogatory)
andrew garfield in disguise (askjfdhakjs)
thats all
“tall dark and handsome” (has platforms in his shoes)
daniel
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE PHOTOS!!!! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK
thats a whole zombie fr fr
name was revoked
but his name WOULD have been zachary
watched “the last of us” and liked it way too much
became his favorite character
straight man (derogatory) (kajfhasdhf i dont believe max is straight AT ALL)
the woman is bi (grace is repressed bi, what did i tell yall?)
her name is haley his name is michael
he needs to put his shirt back on (no he does not. he is hot)
goshdarn jessica
Mean Girl ™️ (i mean...mariah was regina george...she was in mean girls...)
manny
generalized anxiety disorder (if he wasnt first labeled as obnoxious teen i would say yes. but he did have that whole waiting for hot chocolate line(s). oh and xe did not connect that the petes were the same character. i did not tell them that either and idk if i will tell him)
MARKIPLIER?
thats it
dyed hair and pronouns
quinn
at this point in time i did tell them that nibbly and blinky were not female even though both are played by women (and the fact that i hc nibbly as agender)
thats a rowan
absolutely slays
also has pronouns
liked wreck it ralph
naruto fanboy
his name is blake but he asked people to call him by the name of his favorite character
(nobody does)
this one is a big fan of sonic
has a sonic themed backpack and lunchbox
morgan
jeremiah
i see an anime shirt hes an anime stan (well thats obvious)
has at least two twitter accounts dedicated to anime (honestly wouldnt be surprised)
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