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A brief broadcast: As summer has gone and fall arrived, we again are plagued by the curse that is not enough low quality early 2000s Halloween movies that fill you with nostaglia and memories of a better, fairer time. And freedom of thought, that too.

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You are more likely to experience an out of body experience than a third eye opening experience. 87% more likely, actually.

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Does the sun or does the sun not scream when setting?

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To be eligible for wholeness and completeness, one must complete 92,000 hours of community work and 30,000 hours of work in the dunes. Of course, more is always better!

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Have you ever felt lonely in the dark? Well, our hard working scientists have done countless tests to prove that there is no such thing as "the dark"! How wonderful!

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Eventually all that work has to pay off, right?

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A series of coincidences and mishaps: -Aquire a bottle of glow in the dark nail polish -Paint fingers with said nail polish -Promptly forget about said nail polish and its glowing effect -Later, laying on rug in dark room -Lift up hands -They are glowing -Be frozen in a state of terror -Believe you are having visual hallucinations -Wave hands around to attempt to get glowing matter off of them -Fail, miserably

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A note for today: Despite what most may say, it is rather unseemly to be seen without a small child matched to your outfit of the day. It goes without saying "You only look as good as your maybe legally aquired child looks."

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Imagine You are sitting in a rather small and decrepit room. There is a shoddy little desk in the back of the room. A rather odd man is sitting at the desk. "You, for two o'clock?" says the odd man. You nod, ignoring that the clock on the wall reads 7:35. It is rude to point out a clerks timing mistakes. You know that. The odd man knows that. He knows that you know that and will most certainly keep lying to you time wise during your encounter. You get up to meet him at the desk and he hands you a time slip. It is labeled as 8:42. You should never trust a clerk.

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A brief broadcast: Whomever's children keep breaking into the post office and eating Ollie's decorative pinecones will be subject to the The Pool if not collected by 11:30 am at the north park gates. Also, if anybody knows where to get cheap pinecones and chlorine that would be wonderful!

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You know who you are...

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A tip: If you find yourself having some trouble with pesky neighbors gnawing on your fences, grow a couple of rosary peas around said fences!

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Consider the following: What decides whether something is common sense or awe-inspiring wisdom? For Instance- There is no greater purpose to your existence than to spite the ones who attempt to prevent it Everbody knows that! And yet it is so wise...

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Now sold in a post-apocalyptic mega corporation near you!

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A poem for the pumpkins Orange, round, full of malice For their square brother At least he can survive The water's smother

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