Logan: First, I want to take the time to thank you all for being here today. Now, what do we want Thomas to be when he grows up? And remember, there are no wrong answers.
Virgil: An inpatient
Roman: An actor!
Remus: A SERIAL KILLER!!!
Logan: ... Okay there are three wrong answers
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Remus *singing* Whoever you are, you share a lot in common with my husband Jan. You have the same car, so either he sold it or maybe you stole it and didn't change the plates... which is like total amateur hour I mean come on dude, rule number one, don't get caught, rule number two, change the plates
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saw someone share this on their ig stories and i am obsessed
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Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
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Logan: *standing over a massive pot in the kitchen* You put the peeps in the chilli pot and eat them both up, you put the peeps in the chilli pot and add the M&Ms, you put the peeps in the chilli pot it makes it taste, bad.
Virgil: What the fuck is going on with Logan?
Roman: Patton corrected him again.
Virgil: Ah, that makes sense.
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Remus: Are we sure we should even be listening to these guys? It's like, who died and made Aristotle the king of ethics?
Patton: *standing and pointing at the whiteboard* Plato!
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Virgil: Das ist gut
Roman: Wunderbar!
Logan: Danke shun
Patton: Uh... Donkey Kong!
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Logan: *fixing the stairs*
Roman: *goes to walk up them*
Virgil: Be careful not to break the steps!
Roman: Was that a genuine warning or are you just being a petty bitch about earlier?
Virgil: Yes
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Free Man, One Who Follows, One Who Is Good At Games
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reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally
vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact
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Virgil: Guys, I'm really nervous about getting the jab tomorrow
Patton: Well I could come in with you if you want
Logan: If it's the needle you're scared of, just look away
Janus: I could hold you down so you don't run away
Remus: You should bite them so they get it done quicker!
Virgil:
Patton:
Logan:
Janus:
Roman: Bro, what the fuck?
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Virgil: Behold the field in which I lay my fucks, look upon it and so that it is full, it is so full what the heck?! And it's going into the next one as well?! If I could give just ONE less fuck, that would be amazing!
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Am I the only one who's more affected by Sanders Sides than most of the other things in my life? Like if I want to cry and none of my music is doing the trick I'll be like:
"Well, guess it's time for some POF."
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Roman: Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?!
Virgil: No I can't because I was born without a sense of smell now shut up before I think myself into another existential crisis about it!
Roman:
Patton:
Logan:
Remus:
Janus: Can I just be the first to say... What the fuck?
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Me: I can't watch this film because it contains X
Also me: Watches a show that's rated 18 (equivalent to NC-17) for that exact thing
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People after talking to me for the first time:
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