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23 senators:

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Me and the boys 🥶 on our way to stab Julius Caesar

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not even a hot take but it makes me mad that people sympathize with medusa for being a victim but call odysseus a cheat for being a victim of the exact same thing.

#people will say “I can’t believe that man cheated on his wife for years” and point to the literal sex slave #i already reblogged this post on my other account but I’m doing it on my main too #because I’m still angry about this

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@imnot-afraidofyouatall

finding out your mutual is british is such a jarring experience

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She wanted to draw something so I told her about you <3 the context is that you killed your family for tea

My sister drew you! Wanna see?

Istg if it's something to do with Britain Im shooting you

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This is a drawing of my dear British friend @elliotthesmelliot holding a British flag, because he is a little Brit (fun fact, he is so British that he smells the flag everyday!), wearing his British clothes, because he is a little Brit (fun fact, he is so British that these are his only clothes!), drinking British tea, because he is a little Brit (fun fact, he is so British that it is the only thing he can physically drink without getting an allergic reaction!), in front of his favorite place, the British clock, because he is a little Brit (fun fact, he is so British that he actually lives inside the clock!) Love ya, My little British Brit! (fun fact, he is so British that he actually fought in the Battle of Yorktown in 1781 against the Americans!) (Fun fact, he is so British!)

#my art

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There should be a word for a blorbo who's only your blorbo because they remind you of another blorbo

#and every time they appear you think of your other blorbo instead. like blorbovision but as a person #blorbo

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crash

#crash

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Thanks to the Odyssey, every time I hear a sentence with the word “nobody” in it I imagine it referring to Odysseus. Like haha the Greek hero was there for you during your darkest time? Lmao

#nobody by mitski is ironically a penelope song #ironically because the lyrics make more sense if you interpret nobody as odysseus #the odyssey #odyssey #odysseus #classic literature memes #classic lit memes #classic literature #classics #classic #greek mythology memes #greek myths #greek myth #greek myth memes #greek mythology #Homer #homer's odyssey

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#ides of march #julius caesar #history memes #roman history #history #the ides of march #beware the ides of march #the joke is “beware the eyes of Marge” #history meme #ancient rome

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Me and the boys 🥶 on our way to stab Julius Caesar

#julius caesar #ides of march #history #history memes #roman history #ancient rome #history meme #beware the ides of march #the ides of march

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23 senators:

#ides of march #julius caesar #the ides of march #beware the ides of march #roman history #history memes #history #ancient rome #history meme

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This was 7 months ago and I’m still keeping this up

When talking to them I kept accidentally referencing hot coals (what actually happened) instead of soup so I just said I thought about Porcia dying that way a lot because hot soup is a pathetic death so I “headcanoned” otherwise

My friend also made a theory all “What if her soup was actually poisoned with spices but they didn’t have different words for hot and spicy yet” and I had to be like “oh that’s so clever” knowing damn well I made the soup up

I tricked my friend into thinking Porcia died from drinking really hot soup by editing a screenshot of a Wikipedia page (I made a joke about how she died by not blowing on her soup before drinking it and realized my friend doesn’t actually know how she died, so I went with it)

It’s literally in a different font and not aligned with the rest of the text

#I’m like the only person in the Porcia tags #porcia catonis #portia catonis #history #roman history #shakespeare #julius caesar #i guess? idk if I should tag this like I’m talking about the character #but the historical Porcia probably just got sick and died so #classic literature #classics #classic #ancient rome #porcia #portia

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#julius caesar #porcia catonis #history memes #roman history #classic literature memes #shakespeare #shakespeare memes #ancient rome #classic lit memes #classic literature #classics #portia catonis #history meme #classic #Porcia #Portia

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Shout out to people who don’t know how to spell their historical favorite’s name

#they may not have even been able to spell their own name #history #historical figures #history memes #history meme #historical memes #historical