I was inspired by an incorrect inside job quote by @your-mums-nuts , hope you like it!
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[Reagan telling a horrible story]
Brett: Wow, Reagan, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Brett: I have a crush on her.
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Brett: do you guys dare me to kiss Reagan?
The gang: no wtf-
Brett: *walking out* oh my god I can't believe this-
*in his car* you guys are crazy for this one
*at Reagan's apartment* I just can't believe y'all are making me do something like this-
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Reagan:*holding up a sign that reads 'prom?' outside Brett's house*
Gigi:*from the window*yes oh my god
Reagan: no, go tell Brett
Gigi: Brett I'm going to prom with your girlfriend-
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Brett: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Reagan, Myc, and Andre: Okay.
Brett, acting as a burglar: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Andre, without a beat: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Reagan: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Myc: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Okay so I'll be the first to admit that my perception of the gang (besides Reagan and Brett) was a negative one.
They were rude, sloppy and disrespectful.
And when they ditched her at the finale I really wasn't surprised
Then I rewatched it and y'all, I would die for this squad and they would die for Reagan. Gigis constantly checking in on her, Andre and Glenn are always offering to help out, myc is actually pretty observant and... Dare I say caring?
That being said it just made them leaving Reagan in the finale hurt even more because for the life of me I couldn't understand their thought process. Especially after she'd just volunteered to go to shadow prison for them all.
That's it for my rant, it's currently 1:00am
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Glenn: How did the two of you get in a car accident?
Reagan: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road. So I said "deer" to alert him and what did you say?
Brett, hiding his face in his hands: "Yes, honey?"
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“ My mistake was wearing my heart on my sleeve. Too much of an open book. ”
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Gigi: so, as your favourite member of the team-
Reagan: Brett's my favourite
Gigi: as your FAVOURITE member-
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talking about girlbosses gfs 🤩
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Reagan: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Andre: Did Brett say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Reagan: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Brett: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her, you'll kill me?
Andre: No. If you hurt Reagan, she's perfectly capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons.
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Brett, trying to flirt: I thought happiness started with an H. So why does mine start with U?
Reagan: Maybe it's like some subset of dyslexia?
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Brett: You know that feeling when your heart skips a beat?
Reagan: That's called arrhythmia.
Brett: I get that feeling every time I see y-
Reagan, now very concerned: You can die from it.
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Reagan: You came up to my desk in my office and said, “This may sound weird, and there’s no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you’re about to eat is expired.”
Brett: And that was the moment you knew you liked me?
Brett: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
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Reagan: Is something burning?
Brett, leaning against the wall with a grin: Just my desire for you, baby.
Reagan: Brett, have of the kitchen is on fire.
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glad to see i’m not the only one who thought reagan and brett would be together at some point-
i mean they scream male wife and girl boss i love it
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