Shin: Let's get DRUGS FROM AMAZON, like, what can go wrong?
Joe: Good quality stuff in low prices? Sign me tf up
Sara: The fuck is wrong with you two?
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Alice: I want to be a pirate
Alice: And I want cat ears
Reko: My mind pictures furry pirates and that's a reality i want to live in
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Shin: I am going to yeet myself off my fucking balcony, break a leg cause it's so low and than crawl to the road to get hit by a car
Midori: Great plan, wouldn't think about something like that
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Keiji: I have several questions
Shin: You will get no answers
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Shin, about Sara: She thinks she's so cool that her voice makes you orgasm or some shit, but in reality you just get a concussion
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DNI:
MAPs/NoMAPs/Pedophiles
Radfem, terf, chauvinists, religious fanatics
Homophobs, transphobs, rasists, sexist, etc.
Anti abortion, anty choice, pro life
If you bring hate or discourse to my blog
If you support censorship
Respect it or I'll take your kneecaps privileges馃挌
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Keiji: My wish ads are mostly underwear for gay male stripteasers, wierd kinky shite and swords
Shin: Sounds like homestuck fandom
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Alice: I'm so sad I had to eat a carrot
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Shin: Marriage is overrated
Shin: Mortgage credit- nothing ties together two people more than that
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Shin: I almost died just now
Midori: Always look for a brightside of the situation, no matter how close to death you are
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Joe: To be honest I DO radiate a dumbass energy all the time
Sara: *Looks at Shin*
Sara: True, but at least you're a lovely dumbass, not some asshole
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Joe: I had my ironing board behind the sofa and was ironing, on the vack on the sofa I had my beans and when i tried to grab them I burnt my arm
Joe: It didn't even hurt that much
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Sara: *Sends tanks instead of thanks* Sorry, autocorrect
Joe: Basically it's the same word, don't dyslexia shame your phone for bad spelling, that's rude
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Midori: We stan chaos in this house
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