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i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

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midwest transmasc t4t couple

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

#A+

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Betrayal, traditional painting with glass bead embroidery by umantsiva

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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

#agreed on both counts!!!

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public service announcement

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"Enjoy the sodium desgraciadas"

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"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

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@saltedpin Be careful what you speak into the universe because I'm actually at the end of my tether.

#i absolutely agree with this

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new reaction image

#reference

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

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them <3

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😂😅🤪 @redheartyarns

Link to my blog/website: https://crochetml.com/

#reference

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

#i love learning

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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

#GOD IT'S ACTUALLY SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SONG OMG???

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The Van Gogh episode of Dr. Who except I’m showing AO3 to Victor Hugo and he’s just impatiently going “oui, oui, exactement”