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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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do you ever just

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For reference mine was I was so mad at the canon ending for my favourite character in an otome game that I wrote fanfic to fix it

#other… processing my own grief through characters

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

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literally this always & 4ever

#this is the line that made me go #oh I’m gonna like these books #who is this author and why is she amazing #I said both those things at this one passage

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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I'm like if a girl had the urge to scream and break something all the time but stays quiet instead

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"our son made it through the war to come of age, let's fucken party! rsvp only if you're a little bitch who's NOT coming. all y'all not dead of alcohol poisoning by morning (lmao losers) get dunkt on"

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I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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“why did you follow prev” “how did you become mutuals” ummm bc we were sisters in a past life and would find each other in any universe.. next questian…