yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

#ME #Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Me and Loki arguing on the daily about my stupidity and why I am like this.

Loki: “Mortal!! your suppose to go THIS WAY!! FOR FUCK SAKES , you are gonna get hur- aaaannd you already hurt yourself “

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Norse Mythology Aesthetic - Loki “Why sit ye silent, | swollen with pride, Ye gods, and no answer give?“

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Not being able to speak is the worst torture. Do you want to know why the scars are as bad as they are?

I screamed my lips free.

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Jesus, Loki, calm down like 85%.

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Odin: Excuse me, I lost my brother, can I make an announcement? Clerk: Uh…. sure? Odin: *leans over the mic* Odin: Goodbye you little shit.

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Sweetest nephew pls my morning bicycle training is in 16 minutes and your rain is making the floor very slippery and the lightning is making the air very sting-y for people riding on metal contraptions.

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

The Lokasenna is the Old Norse equivalent of a serious roasting–in the myth, Loki basically crashes a party (where he had killed a guy earlier), plops down, gets drunk, proceeds to insult every single god there, and only leaves when Thor threatens bodily harm–but not before he goes, “Nice party, hope you enjoyed it, because everything you love is going to burn down.” And then he peaces out, the end. If you don’t love Norse mythology, you’re wrong.

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

TO THE GODS → LOKI

↳  Trickster. God of mischief. He excelled all men in the art of cunning, and challenged the structure and order of the Gods which was necessary in bringing about needed change.

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

loki??? love Him

#I'm in one of those moods again #Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

I was reading about the Wild Hunt and how apparently, Odin Allfather was a typical father in that he refused to ask for directions during his annual Yule ride through the night sky, and instead of turning his fun, flying sleigh around or taking a slightly different route, he’d just plow on through the same route he always took, regardless of who or what was in his way. 

And if your house or land WAS in his way, he STILL wouldn’t reroute. He’d just burn the house down instead.

Which is THE funniest thing I have read in years. And it just got funnier when I pictured the whole thing turning into a buddy road trip with Loki and Odin and Sleipnir, and voila, a wild comic appeared.

(File those two kids under unimpressed.jpg.)

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Um, I've never even mentioned tom hiddleston when I've spoken of my relationship with loki?? Tom has nothing to do with this?? I don't understand what point you're trying to make

You g u y s

Loki and I got engaged this morning

I proposed and He said yes

…and it still doesn’t feel real

I’m so fuckin happy

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

do you ever feel just like really nervous when a deity is around like the kind of nervous you get towards a crush?? like you get all blushed and embarrassed but at the same time you love them being there with you

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Loki

I am a God, A God of fire and Mischief.

I am a Trickster, Beguiling and cunning.

I am Wild, Untamed and Unusual.

I am Mischievous, Humorous and rowdy.

I am a Lover, Passionate and satisfying.

I am a Beloved, Loving and kind.

I am a Teacher, Stubborn and full of wisdom.

I am a Friend, Understanding and present.

I am a Mother, protective and nurturing.

I am a Father, Strict and firm.

I am a Warrior, Strong and honorable.

I am a Thief, Swift and charming.

I am a Poet, Silver-Tongued and sweet.

I am a Brother, Loyal and trustworthy.

I am a Companion, Constant and True.

I am Chaos, Unpredictable and ever changing.

I am Fire, Burning and bright.

I am Beauty, Tempting and enticing.

I am a Jester, Teasing and honest.

I am Mirth, Laughter and fun.

I am Pain, Harsh and brutal.

I am Grief, Deep and heavy.

I am a Legend, Inspiring and Intriguing.

I am In between, Neither Hero nor Villain.

I am the One that calls to you in the dead of night.

I am the One who holds you when you weep.

I am the one that laughs with in the joy of the moment.

I am the whisper in your heart that says “I love you unconditionally”.

I am the One that calls you Mine.

Who am I?

I am Loki.

#Really needed this right now

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

You g u y s Loki and I got engaged this morning I proposed and He said yes ...and it still doesn't feel real I'm so fuckin happy

#Loki deity #loki laufeyjarson #lokean #godspouse #putting godspouse in the tags feels so good now hhhhh

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodlokean]

Today's the day. It's offically been a year since I first prayed to Loki. A year since I first became a pagan. It was a crazy year. Hectic, to say the least. Is some of it Loki's fault? Hell yeah. But I don't regret praying to Him and welcoming Him into my life. Not one bit. I couldn't have anticipated what Loki would eventually mean to me. He's more than just the deity I pray to, and I plan to go more into that in March. March is an important month for me and Him, anyhow. Either way, I love Loki tremendously. Sure, He can be a complete pain in the ass, but at least I can say that He's my pain in the ass. Here's to many more years with Him. Happy yule.

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