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[yourfriendphoenix]

I'm having a pretty good day, which seems kinda rare these days but nonetheless, I'm having a good one. Got some work on Wondertonic in, played games with my best friend, played a bunch of sims, and went for my doctor mandated daily walk :) all while only having 1 small soda. I'm doing very good on the reducing sugar intake I think. Small steppy is better than no steppy as they say. Also I have 2 job interviews tomorrow so I guess wish me luck at those. Not sure if I'll enjoy either job but like. Better than nothing at this point

#phoenix speaks

[yourfriendphoenix]

Tommyinnit apparently????

[yourfriendphoenix]

enough fighting;

#prev are you kidding id hug a fish bucket

[yourfriendphoenix]

[yourfriendphoenix]

enough fighting;

#yeah id say so

[yourfriendphoenix]

Current character statistics!

#wondertonic #mlp infection au

[yourfriendphoenix]

good for him i guess. i cannot believe that this is how i found out

(source: @/mellohibench on twitter/x)

#WHAT

[yourfriendphoenix]

Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

[yourfriendphoenix]

why is no one talking about this panel this is so fucking funny

#hes just like me fr

[yourfriendphoenix]

Something seems off here

#hehe this was me

[yourfriendphoenix]

Wondertonic Au Part 3

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#mlp infection au #wondertonic

[yourfriendphoenix]

Latest character statistics!

#wondertonic #mlp infection au #things are heating up!!

[yourfriendphoenix]

reblog and put in the tags your favourite silly goofy song made by a youtuber.

#same as prev jort storm a jort storms coming tonight jort storm its a category 5!

[yourfriendphoenix]

Decided to line over an old painting of my minecraft build. Might colour it who knows

Original build below cut:

#fish your lineart is always so so pretty

[yourfriendphoenix]

#someone get this princess some dumb bitch juice!!

[yourfriendphoenix]

Wondertonic Au Part 2

#forgot to post this here but new wondertonic out go read #mlp infection au #wondertonic

[yourfriendphoenix]

Hashtag fired from job

#phoenix speaks