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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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If u must know, this is where I post from

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Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights

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as I’ve got older I’ve realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it’s like. Ok now what

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Corporate greed is driving inflation. CEO's are robbing Americans

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two (2) people asked how i did the matchbook thing so take this

this is just a simple idea but if you spend some more time you can get real krazy with it:

making fake prints is so fun please do it immediately free resources under cut xoxo

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#art #art tutorial #tutorial

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books on your phone for free? more likely than you’d think. this post sponsored by big library

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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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i like when people say "how could you eat an innocent animal" because it implies it's okay to eat guilty animals

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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

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