yourlocalmothman

[yourlocalmothman]

why did you even do that asshole

#ashe

[yourlocalmothman]

Imagine finding a wallet on the floor and opening it up to see Markiplier’s ID.

[yourlocalmothman]

holy shit

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[yourlocalmothman]

idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you

[yourlocalmothman]

amid the celebrations about the queen probably dying soon, we need to remember how this will negatively affect the country. there will be millions spent on a funeral and charles’s coronation while we are in the middle of a severe economic crisis and working class families are having to choose between heating and food. it will take attention away from all the important politics and parliament may be suspended. all news and television will be about her death and her reign — it’s been said that comedy programmes will be cancelled for potentially up to a fortnight out of ‘respect’.

yes, celebrate this news. but her death does not erase the fact that the monarchy exists, and it will be a spit in the face for working people when the money we all so desperately need is spent on her and the rest of her family

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flag of Canada if it was taken over by ants( the first of my ant-arctic project)

#ashe

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A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

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#ashe

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Did you know? Some bugs have gay sex on purpose. It’s not an accident. 

#me #I’m gay bug

[yourlocalmothman]

lesson

#ashe

[yourlocalmothman]

since im on a roll about tragedies:

i am sick to death of fourth wall breaks that are funny. i want fourth wall breaks that make me want to cry.

give me hamlet looking up during his monologue to see the audience and plead with them for help. give me orpheus, on the road back up from the underworld begging us to make sure eurydice is there, to tell him she is safe. give me orpheus turning when the audience stays silent.

give me someone, bloody and full of tears monologuing to the camera when the narrative has wound itself so tight that they can't escape it anymore.

"youre just watching me. help me. im dying and im rotting and im losing myself and you wont do a thing."

i want the tragedy to be the performance. i want the tragedy to be, truly, in the eyes of the beholder.

[yourlocalmothman]

haters will see you and not wish you a happy penis friday

[yourlocalmothman]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

#Gesher (archaeological site)

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Garden pest

#ashe

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#ashe