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lets give Crumb one (1) cookie. as a treat.

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Here's the official blog for my birthday challenge!

#hi it's me

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Lavender, moss (me too ♡), emerald 💛

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#lamuel!

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Burgundy, emerald, void, mustard

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#salad friend #thats still the tag i dont make the rules

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tell me

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#hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #npmd #polls

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The real tragedy of TGWDLM is that Paul was minutes away from being carried off the island.

Emma has a pole through her thigh. Even assuming that the pole is helping stop the bleeding, she had like max fifteen minutes to live without medical care. Not to mention the internal bleeding; she is coughing up blood. She's either going to bleed out or drown in her blood, whichever comes first.

The scene after the helicopter crash is about three minutes long already. Emma was likely saved sometime within the next five minutes after Paul left.

Think about that. If he had stuck around for five more minutes, he would've gotten off the island. I can just imagine Emma realizing the PEIP is here, and screaming Paul's name because she knows he's about to go on a suicide mission. But he's too far away. He can't hear her.

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Nightmare Time 3 would fix me

#hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #npmd #starkid

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Yeah I think that pretty much sums it up

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Tired

Warning: Implied suicidal ideation

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"I'm tired."

The words hang heavy in the air. Xander can't quite believe what he just heard. "What did you say?"

John flicks the ashes from the end of his cigarette. “I'm tired,” he repeats. His face screams it: the bags under his bloodshot eyes; the paleness of his skin; and the dull expression. His entire frame slumps, as if he carries some invisible weight. “Have been for a long time.”

The clock on the wall ticks, a timer for how long it takes Xander to respond.

“Then… rest? Maybe take a vacation? I'm sure you have plenty of leave, right?” Xander suggests, trying to be helpful.

Shaking his head, John stubs out his cigarette on the ashtray sitting on his desk. “Don't think it would help. It's…”

He pulls out another cigarette and lights it.

“Do… Do you want to talk to someone about it?” Xander asks gently, his dark eyes full of concern.

John sighs, sending a stream of smoke past his lips. “I don't know.”

This only serves to make Xander's worry grow. “I'll go get someone.” His eyes drop to John's holster. “Give me your firearm.”

Wordlessly, John pulls out the gun, flipping it to offer the grip to Xander.

Once Xander has the firearm, he heads for the door. Glancing back, he assures, “I'll be right back. Stay here.’

The door closes. John sits on the edge of his desk, head dropping so he can stare at the floor.

“What's wrong, Johnny?” A familiar, drawling voice taunts, “Down in the dumps?”

John lifts his eyes just enough to see combat boots and the hem of a pair of jeans. He doesn't bother responding.

“Oh, this must be bad if you won't talk to me,” the voice laments sarcastically.

A pause.

“I could take it all away, y’know.”

This makes John lift his head to look straight into the dark eyes of what used to be Wilbur Cross. “Take away what?”

“The fatigue, the pain, the loneliness,” Wiley lists off, “I can make it all just disappear.”

He holds out a shiny green apple. “One bite is all it takes, Johnny.”

John stares at the verdant skin of the fruit. His hands clenched into fists as he tries to fight the yearning in his chest, the urge to just reach out, to taste the sour juice of the apple.

One of his hand raises, fingers stretching out for the fruit.

The sound of the door opening makes John tear his eyes away from Wiley.

Xander enters, followed by one of the staff therapists. “Hey, John, I found…” He trails off, raising an eyebrow. “Are you okay?”

“I'm-” John looks back to see both Wiley and the apple have disappeared.

Hand falling back to his side, John merely shrugs. “I'm just tired, Xander,” he repeats quietly.

#john macnamara #xander lee #wilbur cross #uncle wiley #hatchetfield universe #tgwdlm #black friday #nightmare time #starkid #tw suicidal ideation

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the thrilling sequal to her….i present…..mister daffyson…

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can’t believe i studied bugs bunny anatomy for this he prefers carrots but ehhh, he’ll make an exception for his good friend wiggly :}

the cursed prompt

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For @hatchetfieldtheories

John braced himself before he burst through the portal. He knew what he had to do. He had to save President Goodman and try his damnedest to slow Wiggly's plans from inside the Black and White.

Once he steps through, though,  all of his plans fall through. Entrapped in some sort of energy prison are all five Lords in Black. Wiley and the sniggles skulk amongst them. President Goodman sits on the floor, helmet off as he dry heaves. John almost yells for him to put it back on, but the president shows no signs of dematerializing. In fact, John's own body isn't breaking down either.

Confused, he looks around for answers. His eyes land on a woman, a blonde woman. "You defeated the Lords in Black?" He asks, unable to sound anything but stunned.

A small laugh escapes her. "What, like it's hard?" She responds. It's then he notices she's wearing a standard issue PEIP uniform. Or, it would be standard issue, if it weren't all pink. She turns around, pulling off a pair of rose tinted glasses as she does so. "Hi," she greets, extending her hand to him.  "I'm Elle Woods, attorney at law and special agent for the United States Military, Special Unit PEIP." She winks at him. "We, like, totally call it 'peep'."

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15 years of Starkid

holy shit

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The CINDERELLA’S CASTLE Kickstarter campaign has officially launched! Help us fund StarKid’s newest musical adventure.

And join us today at 12pm PST for the 'Cinderella's Castle Kickoff Livestream'!

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