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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

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*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

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Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

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“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

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when u drink tap water from a city uve never been

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tomorrow is really another day huh

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Did republicans forget Obama isn’t President?

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so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.

i did a little test in my drafts:

i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid

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Now a new study looking at 400,000 youths from 88 countries around the world suggests such bans are making a difference in reducing youth violence. It marks the first systematic assessment of whether an association exists between a ban on corporal punishment and the frequency in which adolescents get into fights. 

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uhhhhh has anyone noticed that Italy looks like a boot???

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me as a government

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listen here binch