yuma-mukami

What would you do if megan the stallion showed up on your doorstep right now?

Pass the fuck out. And while I’m on the floor, I’d kiss her shoes and bow down to my lord and savior, duh. 

But that ain’t ever gonna happen.

*hugs you tightly* mine

Yours? What happened to hello? What happened to my name is..? We haven’t even talked yet.

This is kinda fast..

Yuma, I love cherry tomatoes, it tastes so good that I could eat it every day, I'm thinking of planting some on my farm, what do you think?

Do it! But you gotta take care of ‘em right, got it?

Have you ever grown fruits or even flowers? I heard that apples are easy to grow in the climate you’re in Yuma.

I grow roses.. We do have an apple tree. Dunno’, I’ve always focused more on vegetables. Maybe I’ll try to grow some, who knows!

(nsfw)do you get boners when you take a shit? I heard it hits your g-spot somehow

Really? That explains..

Nevermind.

SO, IF I EAT MORE TOMATOES, I WILL BE TALL, LIKE YOU? THANKS YUMA-KUN ＞︿＜❤

Never said that. Said you gotta eat good. 

Try jumping up and down or somethin’..

That’s a sexy header of yours 😩✨💅

Damn right.

Stream “Freaky Girls”, heh.

Yuma, do you have any good recommendations to grow crops faster?

No. You gotta be patient. You aren’t gonna get good quality fruits and veggies if you don’t wait.

How does it feel to be shorter than peppa pig

Are you tellin’ me Pepper Pig is actually 7 feet tall?

what would admin and yuma's children look like?

They wouldn’t.

r: 🦍

m: WTF THE HEADER???

Heh.

What, you stalkin’ me?

Heya yuma!

Kou? Hey..

You here to cause me more trouble?

Yuma..? Ruki wants to talk with you..

Tell him to come and talk to me himself!

Oi Yuma! Congrats for Ruki! I’m taking care of @artemis-the-moon-bride so you don’t have to worry about anything!

Again, he didn’t fuckin’ tell me? I’m gonna ask him in person..

You’re kidding me...

Why are you even that tall?

I can’t even be 5’0 😭 😭

‘Cause I eat good..

Are you a twisted cycle path?

No.. how come?

YUMA THE HEADER?