yuma-mukami

yuma-mukami

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don't piss me off, little pig

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yuma-mukami·2 days agoAnswer

What would you do if megan the stallion showed up on your doorstep right now?

Pass the fuck out. And while I’m on the floor, I’d kiss her shoes and bow down to my lord and savior, duh. 

But that ain’t ever gonna happen.

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yuma-mukami·2 days agoAnswer

*hugs you tightly* mine

Yours? What happened to hello? What happened to my name is..? We haven’t even talked yet.

This is kinda fast..

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yuma-mukami·3 days agoAnswer

Yuma, I love cherry tomatoes, it tastes so good that I could eat it every day, I'm thinking of planting some on my farm, what do you think?

Do it! But you gotta take care of ‘em right, got it?

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yuma-mukami·3 days agoAnswer

Have you ever grown fruits or even flowers? I heard that apples are easy to grow in the climate you’re in Yuma.

I grow roses.. We do have an apple tree. Dunno’, I’ve always focused more on vegetables. Maybe I’ll try to grow some, who knows!

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yuma-mukami·3 days agoAnswer

(nsfw)do you get boners when you take a shit? I heard it hits your g-spot somehow

Really? That explains..

Nevermind.

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yuma-mukami·3 days agoAnswer

SO, IF I EAT MORE TOMATOES, I WILL BE TALL, LIKE YOU? THANKS YUMA-KUN >︿<❤

Never said that. Said you gotta eat good. 

Try jumping up and down or somethin’..

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yuma-mukami·3 days agoAnswer

That’s a sexy header of yours 😩✨💅

Damn right.

Stream “Freaky Girls”, heh.

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yuma-mukami·3 days agoAnswer

Yuma, do you have any good recommendations to grow crops faster?

No. You gotta be patient. You aren’t gonna get good quality fruits and veggies if you don’t wait.

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yuma-mukami·4 days agoText

Oi, this is fuckin’ stupi—

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r: COMMENT DUMB YUMA HEADCANONS GO ⬇

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yuma-mukami·8 days agoAnswer

Yuma..? Ruki wants to talk with you..

Tell him to come and talk to me himself!

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yuma-mukami·8 days agoAnswer

Oi Yuma! Congrats for Ruki! I’m taking care of @artemis-the-moon-bride so you don’t have to worry about anything!

Again, he didn’t fuckin’ tell me? I’m gonna ask him in person..

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yuma-mukami·8 days agoAnswer

You’re kidding me...

Why are you even that tall?

I can’t even be 5’0 😭 😭

‘Cause I eat good..

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