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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
1 TBs ketchup
1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
1 Tbs bbq sauce
1 Tbs steak sauce
1 egg
mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
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z-paladin · 47 minutes
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Task list for today and next week has 4 things on it but at least I get to watch some lads mess with a Mysterious Hole in the area next to me
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z-paladin · 51 minutes
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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z-paladin · 54 minutes
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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears
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z-paladin · 2 hours
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People act like being a werewolf is a curse but it would fix so so many problems for me. People wouldn't ask me annoying questions at work if I was a werewolf. They'd ask me something they could have answered themselves with minimal effort and my would bones start cracking and they know to fucking run away.
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z-paladin · 4 hours
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^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
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z-paladin · 4 hours
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Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first
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z-paladin · 6 hours
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z-paladin · 6 hours
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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry
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z-paladin · 6 hours
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Out of Touch
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z-paladin · 6 hours
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Unmute !
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z-paladin · 6 hours
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z-paladin · 6 hours
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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”
Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.
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z-paladin · 6 hours
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HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever
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