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Marauders Headcanons

The night Harry was born

Obviously everyone was overjoyed, even Peter who was thinking of switching sides, but even with that joy everyone was thinking of the prophecy

No one knew whether the Potters were having a boy or a girl because they wanted it to be a surprise, Sirius and Peter wanted it to be a girl but Remus was happy(er) that Harry was a boy

Everyone cried at least twice

Mcgonagall was came and gave a baby blanket, she was also the third person to hold him

Lily didn’t want them to take photos but after she fell asleep they took so many each person ended up with a sizable stack for themself

Harry wasn’t born with hair which terrified James (everyone was also certain he would be a ginger)

James passed out at some point while Lily was in labor so Sirius was helping him and Remus was left helping Lily (when she wasn’t busy giving birth she laughed so hard it hurt every time it was mentioned)

James and Lily wanted to have a girl next

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Lily: Sirius you look really good in eyeliner, and have long lashes, they would look really good, with mascara. wanna try mine?

Sirius: I’ve thought about it, but. eyeliner stays on during mental breakdown, mascara doesn’t.

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Sirius: Remus, if I die in the war, I have one request for you.

Remus: You're not gonna die, but yes?

Sirius: Take the bouquet off my casket and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

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harry: ‘so sirius. um.. in your time i bet you were... a bit of a ladies man.. y’know, you have the looks.. and everything. i just wondered if you could give me any advice on how to talk to girls?’

sirius: ‘oh. i see.

*places hand on harry’s shoulder*

harry i’m gay.’

#PLEASE #why is this something that he might do #Harry hes gay #moonstar #what the fuck #thats the wrong person for advice #this sent me

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Sirius sitting in his cell on November 1, 1981:

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Just wanted to tell something real quick

So, we know that Arthur Weasley works and is the Head of the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts. He must know a lot about muggles, if he's working in that department. And he clearly must know the function of a rubber duck.

So, you could say, he does this so that Harry feels at ease around them! I can't explain it properly. AAH!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) dir. Chris Columbus

#harry potter #ron weasley #arthur weasley #feel free to agree or disagree #feel free to unfollow #feel free to correct me #feel free to reply #feel free to like #feel free to add on #this was explained so poorly #i am so sorry lmao #help!

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Yes.

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The last enemy.

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Friendly reminder that this is the man who took out a paparazzo’s eyeball for snapping pictures of Persephone without her consent! 😃

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Just had to get this off my chest:

People who get mad at Lore Olympus are misplacing their energy. It’s based on a myth that has had multiple versions and variations. It’s is very little canon to the myth. Then they get mad that Rachel has made an artistic interpretation, made the story her own. Like other authors have. Rick Riordan does it in all of his books. He takes popular myths and makes his own artistic interpretation. I don’t see people up in arms because of him doing what authors do. Lore Olympus is a modern version and Rachel’s own creation. People dog on her so much. The art style, the story, the accuracy…. It’s a story no one is forcing you to read or engage with. I don’t hear a damn word when Rick Riordan does it. I love Rick and Rachel, they’re both great authors. Who have different interpretations of Hades and Persephone. Both are valid. They both must be doing something right since they both are very successful at their jobs. It just seems a bit sexist that she gets a lot of hate while male writers don’t get as much for doing the same thing. Remember if you don’t like something, don’t engage with it. By hate-watching, hate-reading, or hate commenting you are just giving them engagement. Money in their pocket. Webtoon or any platform doesn’t care if it’s a hate-read.

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Wolfstar inspired by that one “young royals” scene

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JKR: *Mentions Marlene, Dorcas & Mary once*

JKR: *Explains 3% of Remus, Sirius, James, Lily and Regulus*

JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*

JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*

JKR: *Kills them all*

The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*

Literally everyone else: You need help...

The fandom: *sighing* We know

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Some fluff in case October’s been rough

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When Sirius sneaks into James' bed at night and casts the silencing charm

Remus, thinking to himself: I wish they would invite for once. Are they complaining about me? Do they hate me? Do I need to find new friends?

Meanwhile

Sirius: And he was just so cute today.

James: I know!

Sirius: I mean, he's cute everyday but there was this one moment in the library. The sun was in his eyes making them the most beautiful shade of brown. And his curls looking like gold. And the way he focused on his book, his fingers pinching his lips. Merlin, his lips...

Sirius: And the way he looked right at me, with that stupid smile of his and I had to stop myself from snogging him right there. He's so fucking perfect, James.

James: I know.

Sirius: I'm so gay.

James: ...I know.

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what if Sirius had a c h i l d

Masterlist

No but hear me out

What if he had a child before he went to Azkaban

Let’s say it was a baby girl

Oh my god her name would be Astrid

HER FULL NAME IS ASTRID EMERY BLACK IT JUST FITS DON’T ASK ME WHY

I’m getting carried away here

The type to secretly love kids

Like he says he hates them

But put him around one

And all of a sudden the cocky son of a bitch is mushy

He would be so paranoid

“No, no, honey, don’t tap on the glass like that,”

“Sirius, she’s two, what’s she gonna do? Break it?”

“Don’t tempt fate”

She would look and act like him

Just overall being his child through and through

Let’s say Voldemort never existed

Tom died during his time at Hogwarts

Everything stays the same besides the war

Astrid and Harry were raised together

Sirius says Harry was the bad influence on Astrid

And James swears it was Astrid who was the bad influence

But they all know they were both already that chaotic

Just needed each other to realize it

Remus ADORES this child

She loves chocolate just as much as he does

When shes old enough to do things on her own and make decisions

He starts to tempt her with the chocolate

“I’ll give you the chocolate, only if you go get me a beer from the fridge,”

“SHE CANT GIVE YOU A BEER, REMUS!”

“And why the fuck not?”

He eventually decides to not do that anymore

Especially because her mother threatened him

McGonagall swears she’s gonna retire when she notices another Black and Potter going to Hogwarts at the same time

Oh my God they already know exactly how to cause chaos

And McGonagalls like

“Dear, Merlin, save me, ”

Then Snape realizes

And he’s like

“I deserve this, ”

But their parents didn’t teach them anything about their past or what they all did at hogwarts

They just are doing everything out of instinct

“I don’t know why, but the name Snivellus is on the tip of my tongue right now, ”

“I have the sudden urge to hex him right now”

Once again, Dumbledore encourages their behaviour

And McGonagalls like

“Oh, Merlin, here we go again,”

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“I would die for you.”

“Yeah, but you won’t shut up for me, will you?”