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Born to eat my beans on a baked potato in peace. Forced to watch otherwise very progressive Americans on the internet cry and throw up about how disgusting it looks

#we have had the exact same fucking debate for so many years leave us alone man #at least come for the foods that arent simple slapdash meals that never claimed to be high cuisine #*cough* shepherds pie please just cry about shepherds pie it does actually suck

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This is so funny because like you can't SAY this but at the same time yeah of course that was your reaction. I can only fucking imagine getting elected as Prime Minister and within a week queen Elizabeth DIES. Like she's had 70 odd years in which to die and she fucking did it in YOUR tenure. I'd be screaming at her coffin calling her a slag.

#what i wouldnt give to be a fly on the wall in the room where liz truss discovers that the queen kicked it 2 days into being pm

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i support women's neutrals. i support when women just stand there and do nothing

#real i feel so supported rn

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

#me whenever i park literally ever (im not very good at it and very out of practice)

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The beef I am having with Facebook messenger rn

#how tf am i supposed to communicate with the other members of the prod team if it only sends me notifications 50% of the time???? #like i asked something a day and a half ago and thought nobody responded and turns out they did but its too late now!!! #personal

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Sorry to speak this into existence but the fanfic that’s going to be written for this movie might just be the discourse catalyst strong enough to destroy this site

#and i personally cannot wait

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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My sister being called a rat by a French tabloid was not what I was expecting from my Friday but whatever

#apparently ballet students are called 'little rats' in france #and there was an article in the tabloid about my sister's ballet school #personal

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happy yuri night everybody

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Reading letters between Lenin and Maxim Gorky to try to come up with some ideas for my Russian Revolution history dissertation and seeing Lenin offhandedly mention a "marvellous Georgian" who has been helping him out recently

#if there's one thing i love about history it's got to be the random things that only gain significance when you know what happens later #like ooo i sure wonder who this unnamed and seemingly harmless guy is #surely he wont end up being one of the most significant historical figures of the 20th century #history

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my role on the leftist commune will be passive-aggressively moving the freshly-washed “clean” dishes that still have food residue on them back into the “unclean” section

#this is everyone in my house because our dishwasher is a bit shit

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*Edit: 2011-2016.

#watching dhmis is just an internet rite of passage #like the scary car advert #its just something everyone has seen either willingly or unwillingly

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reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

#and amongst all this theres the odd text that is VERY you #and youre left contemplating how so much of you back then is still you now but also so much isnt????

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#flapjack curse #most of us just cannot make a good flapjack that doesnt collapse into muesli to save our lives #though i think i made some decent ones recently so i might have been freed

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Do your internal organs ever sometimes just feel a bit whack

#random dull pain in my abdomen ive had since yesterday what are you and will the ibuprofen get rid of you #personal

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When I find who decided to shorten my uni's easter holiday to two weeks it's on sight

#'yeah but its so you get a longer summer' summer is fucking long enough i want time to chill NOW #this years semester structure will be the death of me #personal