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ones who walk away from omelas but it's paramount plus and the kid in the basement is the page to stream tv show big time rush

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your honor, if the gender binary was real, "reverse cowgirl" would be cowboy. I yield my time

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fuck ok taking gambit out of the title sequence is fucking homophobic i don't even care that nightcrawler is there (i care a little bit bc i like him but FUCK)

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i think the x-man oc i've settled on for me ike is named icarus and can spontaneously combust (sometimes) so basically like a shitty human torch thing where they like. catch on fire and can usually do it at will but sometimes it's like when you're lighting a stove and you need to use a match. in line with my love for xman powers that aren't superhero-esque i feel like they can't put out the fire at will and also can't like. see super good when they're Literally On Fire and it's warm but doesn't like Hurt hurt anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk

#honestly goes great with my other self-insert xman who has osmosis powers

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i will accept the 1 alternative which is where my self-insert x-man oc Insists that wolverine's birthday is also may 4 and since nobody knows when it actually is they go along with the Bit and my character is like "wow it's so wild how we have the same birthday! happy birthday wolverine" until eventually it just Becomes So that his birthday is also may 4

also since comic Lore is inconsistent and variable I’m gonna just go ahead and claim wolverine from the x-men animated series as having my birthday may 4 i’m not taking notes

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also since comic Lore is inconsistent and variable I’m gonna just go ahead and claim wolverine from the x-men animated series as having my birthday may 4 i’m not taking notes

#i found like 1 version of origin with an october birthday which is preposterous #boy is a taurus #he is the second fictional character that i’ve just Given my birthday to

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Licensed to Ill except it’s only when they say their names or the name of the band

#this is some of my best art

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

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there’s definitely Some degree of Reading Into It but. I usually have a tennis ball in my car (for sitting on on long trips) and every time Mishka (the dog I’m watching rn) gets in the car she finds it. On our walks she’s been carrying it along with her. Today she lost it out in the field but when I just got home she’s somehow managed to find a package of tennis balls and rip them open and idk her finding a tennis ball for me because she lost mine is sweet

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heat of the moment came on the radio and it's been like 10 years but also it's tuesday again baby...

#supernatural #the only time in my life i wish i had a supernatural gif for this post

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why...is this crossword puzzle...friends themed...

#i could probably make one like this where even the most basic of clues are somehow monkees related

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nightcrawler is such a choice episode

ski outfits

dumb bitch gambit king of my heart cannot ski

also he uses his magic powers to heat up some cocoa i'm obsessed

i love nightcrawler with all my heart. the look. the voice. the words. this man is a monk.

wolverine has become Christian(tm)

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i probably need to get a better reaction phrase than "hell yeah bitch" but it feels so good to yell it out...

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damn i really wanna get "the weevil in the steeple is found among the people" tattooed on my absolute corporeal body

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communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

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YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

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Please, for the love of god, leave me CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS!!! If you think it’s implied, I promise you that to me it is not. If you give me poorly worded or vague directions I’m gonna spend half an hour stressing over the potential different ways to interpret them and either become paralyzed with indecision or inevitably interpret them the least correct way possible

#fuck man i love when i get Instructions #sometimes i feel like i'm a computer where like i can do all kinds of stuff #but you have to input the command first #so like in unfamiliar situations i often don't take the initiative or whatever #because i'm waiting to be told in explicit terms what i ought to do