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zazzlefrass

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Well my name is Annie and this is my lame-ass blog. I don't really keep track of what I put on here but I'm p sure it's mostly video games, animals, rocks and puns.

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zazzlefrass·a day agoText

kyraneko:

crazyeddieme:

“Unfortunately the bulk of American homeless are voluntarily so. “

I guess, if by “voluntarily” you mean “the streets are actually better than this crappy shelter”.  If you think the vast majority of homeless, drug-addicted or not, wouldn’t choose a tiny private apartment with climate control and a door they can fucking lock from the inside over sleeping on the streets in a hot second, you’re severely mistaken.

The most horrid filthy secret of human interactions throughout history is that practically anything will be “voluntary” if you can make the alternatives worse enough.

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zazzlefrass·2 days agoText

gallifreyanwriter:

gallifreyanwriter:

I searched for HOURS today for a text post I saw the other night that said “my pronouns are fuck around/find out” but the more I searched the more I realized I must have dreamed it and it was really disappointing

well I made my dream a reality

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zazzlefrass·5 days agoAnswer
Doc, what are the top five items food banks LOVE to receive? I'm doing a collection soon and want to ask for specifics.

MONEY. WE WANT MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY. WE CAN DO SO MUCH WITH IT. WE HAVE ACCESS TO DEALS YOU COULD NEVER. MONEY

That aside.

 I’m only going to talk about food items but if your food bank takes personal items, a lot of times diapers, feminine hygiene products, etc, are very very welcome. 

1) Canned chicken and beef 

looooooove this stuff. It’s expensive, it lasts forever, it tastes good and it can be used a variety of ways. This stuff is fucking catnip to food banks, it’s so hard for us to provide proteins. 

2) Fancy nut butters

Peanut butter is a standby for food banks as a shelf-stable inexpensive protein, but if we have a family with a kid with a peanut allergy that’s not going to work. Non-peanut butters are expensive and it’s something we hardly ever see donated. (we also like peanut butter, but that’s easier for us to buy ourselves than non-peanut butters)

3) Canned or packaged tuna

You may notice a trend here in shelf-stable proteins. And yeah. That’s basically it, so I’m not going to keep harping on it. But this stuff is a godsend. 

4) Easy breakfast things for kids (Granola bars, instant oatmeal, and the like) 

Whatever Donald Trump tells you, most people who get food from food banks are actually working their asses off and so they have to leave Obama to raise their baby or whatever, and they don’t have a lot of time in the morning. Things like this that kids can make for themselves are expensive. (Another trend you may be noticing–donate shit that costs a lot of money. That helps us more than all the shitty green bean cans in the world) But they are so helpful for busy working families where the parents may not have a set schedule and sometimes little Amanda is making her own breakfast before she runs off to school. Don’t let kids go to school hungry. 

5) Shelf-stable juice

This is one people never think of! But if you show up with a bunch of (preferably reduced sugar stuff) bottles of juice at my door, oh man, you are gonna get so many check mark and okay hand emoticons. This stuff is great for kids, and it doesn’t require refrigeration until it’s opened, so it works great for food drives. 

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zazzlefrass·16 days agoPhoto

aseriouscomedian:

nordy-draws-stuff:

craptaztic:

riverdancekat:

iguanamouth:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tolkientrash:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

werewolfjokewar:

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

shes almost here

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

Y’all better behave, you have two months

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

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zazzlefrass·23 days agoPhoto

thestraggletag:

deviant-android:

Just to be perfectly fucking crystal clear –

IF DEMOCRATS WIN CONTROL OF THE SENATE, MITCH McCONNELL CANNOT DO THE SAME EGREGIOUSLY EVIL BULLSHIT HE’S BEEN PULLING SINCE FOREVER.

If Democrats win control of the Senate, they can finally push forward a better healthcare plan, among other important pieces of legislation that will guide the United States to a more progressive and equitable future. The GOP is so partisan that they would rather see us lose our healthcare altogether during a global pandemic than allow a Democratic healthcare plan to pass. They proved that in this past year.

Democrats just need 2 more seats to hold the majority with VP Kamala Harris as the tiebreaker. There are 2 seats up for grabs in the run-off election.

You do the math.

Listen, the presidential race would not have been this close if more young voters had voted. If every young person in America had voted, Biden would have likely swept the election. We HAVE that power, Millennials and Gen Z together. But we didn’t use it. Now Georgia is giving some of us a second chance.

Please do not get complacent, even though it looks as though Biden is going to win. The GOP is still that same party full of sycophantic and opportunistic narcissists who old white republicans put in power, even without Trump to bow and kowtow to. They will pull the same shit they always have. So…

VOTE.

Because, as a wise man once said, the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Fucking ratify the ERA. Flip the senate!!!

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zazzlefrass·25 days agoText

scienceandfandoms:

thatlittleegyptologist:

thoodleoo:

is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

Not to counter, but rather bring up in equal measure, I present Ancient Egyptian Hedgehog figure: 

It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh

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zazzlefrass·a month agoText

sherlolly:

echosilverwolf:

lindsay-blogs:

askfordoodles:

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

Stage 5: Mlem

This is a perfect description.

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zazzlefrass·a month agoPhoto

bechnokid:

Apologies for the unexpected absence! I’ve been working on commissions, but here’s some personal art I did on the side while getting into Monster Hunter: World. I’m not sure if I have the energy to do more MH gijinkas, but there is one Elder Dragon who has captured my heart.

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zazzlefrass·a month agoPhoto

probsjosh:

coolthingoftheday:

A volcano erupting in Iceland. (Source)

aye tim you seeing this shit?

im fuckin eatin dude hold on

tim no this is impor-

steven my mouth is full of grass. hold on

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