if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s
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hot croc bun
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Zuko having a connection to the spirit world but instead of it being something deep and profound, it’s just because he spent three years pre-finding the avatar running towards the first weird magical shit he saw.
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all i ask of dragon age 4 is some mature zevran arainai
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Patron saint of women who don’t want to talk to you on public transit
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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and he’s right
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genuinely the funniest news headline ive ever seen
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Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die
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The Froakie room 💕 My piece for the @routeonezine!
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y’all: there’s strength in being vulnerable uwu
me: good for u i personally love keeping a distance and not getting my heart shattered every three minutes
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I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole
he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on
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