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this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life

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Writing popular posts on tumblr is easy watch this

“Nasty Hot Transgender Sex, Jesus style”

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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

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anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

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Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️

How do you people even find me

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truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

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not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

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ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

#WELCOME BACK JULIUS CAESAR

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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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