sometimes i forget i actually have to human. it's a tragedy.
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you may say that you are fine but you also can sing champagne problems by taylor swift all the way through off the top of your head.
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barbie life in the dreamhouse has every ounce of iconicness that my little pony has. if you disagree you can be escorted off the premises.
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maybe we should talk about this look? just an idea..... [ art creds to rachel smith ]
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everyone has like basically unanimously accepted percy's future job is as a marine biologist. but personally, that saracastic, sassy, basically a cartoon character motherfucker would be a comedian. he'd be selling out places left and right. the amount of popularity he'd get just based on his news fame from his 12 year old adventure days. all the stories he would tell and people thinking they were fake.
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was i the only seven year old kid who thought that chris evans had actually received the super solider serum???? no just me? ok...
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my villain orgin story is not being able to find an item and my mom looks in the same spot i did and fucking finds it and tells me i didn’t look hard enough
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hopefully this hasn't been done before....
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all i want is more of knives out 😫 BRING IT BACK
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if you aren't team lokius then why are you still here?
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bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else
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basically i have this whole theory that when sharon carter was actually the one who suggested the idea to give sam & steve their suits. she wanted to get out of her job. it obviously wasn't worth it. i think she already had her powerbroker set up planned before she went on the run, because think about it, what she had in tfatws was so elaborate it was probably at least around a decade in the making. that lady was already selling things on the avengers ( obv w the civil war avenger controversy ). it wasnt as developed, but it was more than the cia. she wanted her aunt's legacy. so, that didn't work out, and it was time to get down and ruin what ruined her plans. the bitch is a manipulative liar and i love her more for it like 🖐 she was rlly fucking smart.
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so ariana had that whole phase where she was gaybaiting nd it's wooooo girl power but megan thee stallion says over nd over she likes girls nd somehow that's not authentic? a white girl says a woman smells nice nd y'all say all gays need to stan but still no mention of megan or victoria monet as gay music? hmmmmm it's almost like 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 the lgbt scene is purposefully excluding black women nd refusing to take their sexuality seriously
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