is that simple task bothering you queen
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POV you are tied to a chair in a kitchen. A 42 year old woman is whispering to you about illegal immigration while smiling. She starts crying while smiling and talks about how she loves when families give birth. There is no dinner on the stove, she just apparently lives in her kitchen because it's where the knives are. She takes on a somber look and begins to talk about how there's an evil old man that will get us all if we don't agree with her.
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i should be allowed to kill myself when im on my period and then come back to life later
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a girl gets her heart broken in 89 different ways every single day and then goes on tumblr to reblog snoopy pictures
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Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps
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don’t you dare show your face in penis city ever again
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my biological anthro lab partner sent me this pic to help remember how many vertebrae are in each category and
there is no escape
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where;s the pic of the kpop dude looking really really scared and he’s sitting perfectly still and then he like sighs and looks really relieved
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240121 JENO IG Update
"#FerragamoPS24 @ ferragamo _maximiliandavis_ 🌊"
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i love you adult women on tumblr i'm glad we all still have blogs
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i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made
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(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks
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