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hi zephie i hope you sleep well. do you think that human skin would make good leather and would you own an item made from human leather?

also, ignoring the risk of kuru, which i just found out is a thing that exists, would you try human flesh if you could?

i have normal thoughts (i swear i'm not a serial killer) <3

Interesting Interesting... well I am vegetarian so I don't particularly like the idea of animal leather let alone human leather hahaha

I don't think I'd feel particularly comfortable using human skin as clothing :/// I'm also not entirely sure it would make the best leather BUT that being said the skin is very thick so it could be a good insulator ???

Also no I would not eat human flesh lolll I'd rather starve to death xD I imagine the texture would be AWFUL for me especially as I'm already vegetarian for two main reasons;

1) I love animals far too much and hate the idea of killing and eating them (though I have nothing against people who AREN'T vegetarian!!!)

2) texture. The texture of meat and chicken and anything is just ,,, I can't do it the autism hates it xD

Anyways bonus zeph lore that kinda fits with this ask lmao (yes ofc you have normal thoughts dorian we all do) I actually became fully vegetarian a few years ago when our first set of chickens died (I was very attached to them). My parents, unbeknownst to me and my brother, tried cooking one for dinner a couple days later. I refused to eat it anyway so had something else, but the rest of them had some. And hated it. Apparently it was super tough meat lol and like,,, months or maybe even a year later my dad randomly said "oh yeah we tried to feed you one of our chickens once idk if you remember" father WHAT

Anyways thanks for the cannibalism ask :)))

#zeph just stfu #zeph and friends #zeph answers #dori shenanigans #very normal thoughts dorian

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OH NO I HAVE BEEN SHRIMPED

#zeph just stfu #zeph and friends #dori shenanigans

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also i found this on your blog

Lmao what on earth XD 😂😂😂

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rb if you would like me to put a random ass image in your askbox, it may be cursed, it may be blessed, it may simply exist

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If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Me rn because I was NOT EXPECTING TO BE SO BOMBARDED WITH LOVE TONIGHT moots I adore you <3<3<3

#zeph just stfu

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tumblr says i “liked” your post, but i loved it. actually, i love you.

#LITERALLY #zephie we love you <3 #<- prev #STOPPP U GUYSSS I'LL CRY

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Imagine if tumblr and ao3 went down at the same time... do we have like a contingency plan on where to meet up and commiserate???

The outage rn is making me have independent thoughts, and I don't like it

#zak my buddy i have discord if u want it lol

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tumblr says i “liked” your post, but i loved it. actually, i love you.

#every zeph art post #<- prev tag #izak i love you i love you i love you

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tumblr says i “liked” your post, but i loved it. actually, i love you.

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spending the entire day writing one paragraph

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i know i’m cute but you can remind me

#!!!

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i know i’m cute but you can remind me

#!!!

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Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog

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love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood