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gideon: i was best man at rossi’s second wedding, i started my speech with “welcome back everyone”

gideon: he was not happy

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Reid: Want to come over and watch an episode? Morgan: An episode of what? Reid: Me Reid: I’ll be having the episode

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Hotch: Yesterday, I heard Reid ask "Are you sure this a good idea? " and Emily said "Trust me"

Hotch: I have never move so quickly from one room to another

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Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties

JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments

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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA? 

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window* 

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…? 

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a- 

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor* 

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave? 

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year. 

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss? 

Rossi: annual fire drill. 

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh. 

Rossi: yeah. 

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Your work is amazing! Your Bloodweave animations have quite literally fuelled the obsession that led to my latest fic - so thank you! <3 If you ever get the chance, would you be able to bring this scene to life?

* With a sigh, Astarion reluctantly accepts the embrace that follows, even if it is a bit weird how Gale stumbles into him, and how the hug is accompanied by an odd noise, like the sound of a cleaver hitting meat.

Gale moves back with a little cough that splatters blood on Astarion’s cheek.

“Oh,” the wizard says, mildly perplexed, looking down at the arrow protruding from his chest, and back up at Astarion in confusion.

“No!” The vampire’s shout is more a howl of pain than a coherent word, as Gale sinks slowly to his knees in Astarion’s arms. *

I had to cut this down a lot. I went a bit overboard and it got a bit long 😅

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hhhhggnn injured Astarion is my bread and butterrr. Do you think you could do a Halsin bridal-carrying an injured/unconscious Astarion? (so in love w everything u make btw, u feed us very well lol)

He's okay 💛

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When Constantine is explaining to the Justice League why we do NOT mess around with the Infinite Realms

(Edit: if anyone wants to add this pic into their fic you are MORE than welcome to do so! Just give me credit/link it and maybe send me a link to the fic so I can scream about it 💖)

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Introduction to The Iliad, Emily Wilson

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finally made myself a mug

the quote's from @marypsue

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Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 — they all deserve a little slutty sitting session

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heard we're getting new kisses soon so to celebrate heres some bloodweave smooches i hadnt posted yet xoxo

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Gale in pain and Astarion smiling at him is literally what I ever wanted to draw

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"..you are free"