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ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

#State Bank of Southern Utah #so my gender is either capitalism or socialism depending on who you ask #confusing; as it should be

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play potions with your followers, but watch out..

#have a health potion jay

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I have hacked the mainframe (Inspect Element)

It seems like WOW starts at 4000 boops given, OMG at 2000, MAX at 1000

Adding on all the tiers I've found so far

MAX - 1000

OMG - 2000

LOL - 3000?(Missed the window, can't confirm)

WOW - 4000

*-* - 5000

WHY - 6000

PLZ - 7000

AAA - 7500

;_; - 8000

0_0 - 8500

T_T - 9000

MAX - 9200+? (I think the counter bugged? idk)

<33 - 9500

TUM - 10000 given

BLR - 10000 received

How to Super Boop

On desktop, hover your mouse over the Boop button for around 5 seconds, and it will do 2 spins.

Once the button is done spinning, click on it and you can send a Super Boop!

One way to get Super Boops on mobile is using a web browser to access tumblr. Use "Desktop Site"/"Desktop Mode", then click and hold the button to send the boop. That'll convert it to a Super Boop button. It seems pretty inconsistent though.

For all clicking enthusiasts, do click this too, trust me, it's just as satisfying

Omg thanks everyone for the boops, I've been butterfly clicking the boop button for so many different people for the past 6 hours and I'm exhausted

I'm pretty sure this is also my most engaged post on any platform I've ever used, thanks for all the RBs and likes <3 <3 <3

If anyone's crazy enough to try reaching 10k without an autoclicker, here's what I did

Gonna take a break from Tumblr for now, my fingers are in shambles and I'm pretty sure I can hear the mouse clicks echoing around inside my skull. Thanks to everyone for making this random Singaporean guy's day, mbrine signing out! ❤

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

#BOOP

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Waiting for a beloved mutual to wake up and become boopable

#FOXTROT UNIFORM LET US BOOP YOU

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Reminder to everybody who's getting booped by me - this is not my main. If you get booped by @mists-of-hithlum that is, in fact, me. Happy booping <3

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BOOP

BOOP

#ily too <333

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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Get 'em

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everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it

#hold the fucking phone THEY'RE LEGALLY MARRIED???? #I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BIT???

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Now it's time for the true poll:

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hi mr. fulham hope youre well. i like the way you refer to people and posts on here as "tumbles" it seems quite fitting

hi o/

yea :D

either my little tumbles (people who follow me) but i also prefer retumbling over reposting. idk why :] it just seems happier

#oh my god somebody explain him the difference between reposting and reblogging #i'm too autistic for this shit #however i do support retumbling it has the vibe of everybody just falling down a hill into a good take occasionally

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You’re not broken.

#fuck you callas and ves nobody disrespects alex rider on my watch #well no actually you can clown on it for being bad bc it is #but my childhood obsession with the most definitely healthy and un-tragic yassen & the rider family relationship will fight you

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#top one is just agents of shield 4x15 self control #(i'm joking. mostly. not) #however the implication of finding out that you're a clone is that there's an original running around? #and if there is no original running around then are you *replacing* the original?? #so many existential questions #meanwhile if i was a robot i'd have at least a creator to yell at for sucking at their job #least they could've done is giving me less fucking disabilities