they call me the forgetter because i uh
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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”
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Avatar: Last Airbender where when Zuko and Katara go to the palace for the final Agni Kai, they expect to find soldiers, guards, anyone.
Instead they find an empty palace, set loose by a long list of banishments, and a young girl mindlessly sobbing in front of a smashed mirror, yelling at her mother. Zuko has a moment of staring at his younger sister bargain with the woman that had left them, before she sees him in the mirror. She assumes he’s here to gloat too, and just asks him to leave.
He refuses, which makes her angrier, but he eventually pulls her away from the mirror, and when she sees that he’s actually there, she tries to stand, but just collapses onto him in exhaustion. Katara steps forward, ready to heal the girl’s (girls, they’re girls, they’re the same age-) arms and hands, which are scratched and bleeding from glass shards. In her sleep, Azula mutters something about her mother, and both Zuko and Katara try to consolidate this with their idea of mothers, and what exactly Azula saw in the mirror.
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people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.
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me? shipping another rare pair wlw in a fandom i'm 16 yrs late to? just another tuesday
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The amount of fun one can have in destiny is inversely proportional to how effective the loadout would be in high-end content (raids, dungeons, etc.) Maximize the silly. Make that build around that niche exotic nobody uses. Make the hardest fit ever to go with it. Minmaxing is for nerds, just make the stats what you feel is right. Have fun, because it's all just a game.
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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store
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#cabbage guy being in the adaption is very important to me
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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
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im the bug that your parents say is more scared of you than you are of me
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doing important research on this fine sunday morning
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I got you.
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