āIām a mess That donāt rhyme with shit, itās just trueā
ā Childish Gambino
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āIām a mess That donāt rhyme with shit, itās just trueā
ā Childish Gambino
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So Iām staying at a friendās house in Boston
And in their guest room is a door.
And my first thought was closet. Just an ordinary, tiny, New England closet.
But no!
There are STAIRS in that closet!
Now where do those stairs go, you may ask?
Up to the black void attic of course.
But you know, it doesnāt seem to end there.
Because for reasons no one seems to know, this door deadbolts from inside. Thereās nothing but a black void up there. Why must it lock on that side of it???
Of course, it was then that I spotted something else.
Why yes, those ARE scratch marks on the inside of the door. Which, one might think dog because theyāre so low on the door (only a third of the way up).
But you know, this wouldnāt be fun if that was all there was.
That deadbolt has scratches all around it too.
Funzies!
Because guess what.
That deadbolt is five feet off the ground. And there is no dog in this house tall enough to reach it.
Pretty sure I just entered a horror film.
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Stuck in my own dark cloud again.
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spend that money fast if i had to š¹
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