Tumgik
zombie-dumplings · 1 hour
Text
Uni's magical Mario Galaxy adventure..
57K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 1 hour
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
404K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 1 hour
Text
9desw8ghb2wq3
^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post
10K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 1 hour
Text
Even if stl cops were slightly less bloodthirsty and racist, the more mundane interactions I've had with them my entire life would've been enough to radicalize me, they are all so mean, lazy, entitled, pampered, and unbelievably stupid
1K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 17 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Game of the year
16K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
43K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 1 day
Text
I saw someone be like "It's still as good a time as ever to take a risk and make your indie game into a breakout success, just look at Lethal Company!"
Let's just be clear that "massively unpredictable viral success making an ungodly amount of money" does not equal "realistic and attainable benchmark" for almost any other indie dev.
19K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 1 day
Text
Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head
214K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 1 day
Photo
Tumblr media
190K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 2 days
Photo
Tumblr media
200K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 2 days
Text
26K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 3 days
Text
My cousin is in my mom's room (which is right next to mine) playing roblox or whatever on her phone with one if her friends and that itself isn't an issue buuuuut.... she screams and makes all these annoying noises and moves in a way that causes the bed to slam against the wall and she does this the entire time she plays. This is an everyday occurrence. Lord give me the strength to not kill a child for the crime of being eleven lmao
0 notes
zombie-dumplings · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media
oc doodle
237 notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 3 days
Text
Wunky hawk
6K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 3 days
Text
ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet
Tumblr media
but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)
Tumblr media
and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth
Tumblr media
oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc
Tumblr media
but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds
Tumblr media
safe to say i’m losing my mind
Tumblr media
anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
and the reactions are everything
Tumblr media
I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY
toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!
77K notes · View notes
zombie-dumplings · 3 days
Text
god made me nonbinary for the same reason that a big ol bucket of undifferentiated Legos is always way more fun to a kid than a kit where you build some specific diorama of a media property
4K notes · View notes