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truly cannot state enough how much i enjoy how the characters in bg3 look like they’re Actual Adult people. i go wild about it. i’ve never been hornier. cannot empathize with the people who complain about the lines and wrinkles

#if i ever get this game ill probably never be seen again #also the end of my queue

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Ship: Kisame/Hidan

Rating: M

Complete: Yes

Warnings/Tags: Somno but sadly it happens off page...that's the warning- that I didn't write that part unfortunately.

Summary:

It's late, and time for Hidan to go home, unless he wants to spend the night at Kisame's. In that case, he's hoping to do more than just sleep.

Had to write something for these two and used the 'all the things you said' prompts

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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ok well im going to build a good future for myself whether i like it or not

[zombie-honeymoon]

Ship: Kisame/Hidan

Rating: M

Complete: Yes

Warnings/Tags: Somno but sadly it happens off page...that's the warning- that I didn't write that part unfortunately.

Summary:

It's late, and time for Hidan to go home, unless he wants to spend the night at Kisame's. In that case, he's hoping to do more than just sleep.

Had to write something for these two and used the 'all the things you said' prompts

#kisahida #kisame #hidan

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you ever get a comment that makes you want to reread your fic ?? it’s like ‘dang u liked it that much?? lemme go look’

#it's the best

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We don't have time

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NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone

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Writing the last sentence of clown motel and my google docs just changed Hidan to Honda? Almost spit out my coffee. That's a new one. I've gotten Hudson suggested and sometimes it'll change to that a lot but that's on my phone. I type Hidan so many times you'd think it would know by now not to change it.

#and this is on my laptop not my phone #i don't think it's ever actually changed the name before on my laptop #it was weird #google thinks i'm on the weird car side of the internet i guess where people fuck cars #i am not

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#hidan looked so hot killing asuma #wish wecould have seen him kill more people tbh #and kakuzu too #he looks hot killing people

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Finding a new favorite fictional character is like, will you be temporary or will you become a permanent part of my personality for the next 10 years?

#surprised hidan and kakuzu have lasted this long for me

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So noir Gotham au,here we go.

Kakuzu is a middle aged,deadly tired detective and Hidan is a mob under his lovely dad Jashin's wing🩷

Hidan has silver fangs and the advanced skill of being caught three times in a fortnight ( on purpose).

Jashin here's like 5'2 ft tall unhinged single italian father of 3 dumb yet pretty children.

So no one's safe

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hash brown.

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You know what? I believe that you can finish your writing project. I believe you can update your fic. I believe you can work on your WIP. I don't care if you think it's cringy or bad. I don't care if we've never met or interacted in our whole lives. I believe in you. Keep going - you've got this.

#doing my best

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Redraw screenshot for twitter 🌑

#hidan #very nice