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please come back the earth needs you

omg the way i do not know when this was even sent bc i have been so bad abt logging on (but i am back now never fear)

#ive just been so offline lately 🤭 (i have been unmotivated to write my fic and thus ignored this blog for like a year) #getting back into it tho bc my gallangdon brainrot is coming back #unfortunately for all involved

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Gallant dying in a glue trap

#free him 😔 #(dont)

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saint

#AHAHAHA THIS IS SO #🤭🤭🤭

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Tate and Michael parallels

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anyways i've updated this after a year of procrastinating if anyone out there is still craving gallangdon content 🫦

the feminine urge to write a slowburn gallangdon post-apocalyptic roadtrip au fanfic where they fight and kiss and work thru their respective (grand)mommy issues

#sorry for dropping off the face of the earth!!! anyways heres chapter 7 <3

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alternate version x2

#according to my gfs input THIS is the funniest version so it better get some likes #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #malcom gallant

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alternate version

#my gf said it would be funnier if i used this scene #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #malcom gallant

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the answer to that is yes

#sorry for disappearing for a century here is a grindr meme for the gallangdon besties out there #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #malcom gallant #michael langdon

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Your wife and kids should be your 2nd priority your gay best friend comes 1st always

#harry and austin

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#i hate him saur much but this fit a lil too perfectly #kai anderson #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs

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EVAN PETERS AS AUSTIN SOMMERS IN AMERICAN HORROR STORY: DOUBLE FEATURE EPISODE 1 & 2

#my favorite grimy white boy #looks like he needs to incorporate some fresh greens into his diet but its ok he still slays just in an anemic way <3 #pop off miss o'furniture

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austin sommers is great because he corners the niche character trope market of "looking both devastatingly wealthy and absolutely riddled with diseases" that hasn't shown up in entertainment media since charles dickens novels

#he would give me money if i asked but that would require being in arm's length of him #and i think i would catch 15 strands of scurvy and possibly rabies all at once if i did that #this man has not seen a vegetable in years #how is he not falling apart at the seams #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #austin sommers #ahs red tide

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i think about this approximately 78 times a day <3 kitson my beloved

#henry is SO fitting as a middle name and for why??? it just vibes so hard #also lana def calls him kitson when shes trying to get his attention and he absolutely hates it #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #kit walker

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#'preferably underneath the rubberman' is probably the postscript to that sentence if its gallant speaking but anyways #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #malcom gallant #ahs apocalypse

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kit walker and lana winters.

ahs: asylum.

#every time they hug i gain a seratonin boost <3 #most iconic bffs

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♡ kit walker headcanons ♡

these are all true because i am actually ryan murphy in a trenchcoat and so i know everything

- something tells me that kit doesn't know how to tie his shoes, everyone has tried to teach him and he simply Can't, so it's a good thing he's got 2 wives and a lesbian mom to tie his kids' shoes for him

- he's absolutely the type to eat a bowl of cereal at 3am standing in the middle of the kitchen, catching him mid-snack like a cryptid sighting

- can make flower crowns like no one's business, this man is a master of flower crown skills

- desperately wanted to go to woodstock but lana wouldn't let him (fortunately)

- he loooves going to the library, even if he doesn't read much he likes how quiet it is <3

- always returns library books on time and has A Breakdown™️ if for some reason he forgets (refused to show his face at the library for six months once because of a 10 cent fine for returning a book a day late)

- he's definitely the local weed dealer. he probably grows it in his garden next to the carrots and marigolds

- lana gets a discount on Kit's Home Grown Weed ofc

- she buys some and diacovers he's actually been growing cilantro this whole time but she doesn't want to tell him because it'll definitely crush his soul. how he's getting high on cilantro is its own mystery

- kit's an interior designer extraordinaire in his opinion and will spend hours deliberating on the right shade of blue for the living room curtains (it's important ok)

- one of lana's friends gives him shrooms once and he hid under the front porch for three hours collecting earthworms in a jar until grace and alma found him and made him go to bed

#in my world they're all living together happily and i will not acknowlege otherwise <3 #its what they DESERVE your honor #i want to make hc lists for all my faves even if it literally only entertains me i just love them saur much....my blorbos.... #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #ahs asylum #kit walker #lana winters #ahs: asylum #ahs headcanon

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"kit walker is a dilf" actually kit walker is the human version of the pet hamster i want to keep in my jacket pocket and feed sesame seeds and froot loops to whenever i get bored

#rewatching asylum before it leaves netflix and omg he's literally babey #kit walker and his lil chipmunk face are actually the only important things in the whole world to me #also theres a scene with him and lana that im gonna make a whole separate post about bc its so cute i love their dynamic #lana saw this boy and once she realized he wasnt a serial killer she rly said oh ok this is my baby bro now 🤺 stay back u fuckers 🤺 #american horror story #ahs memes #incorrect ahs quotes #ahs #ahs asylum #kit walker #lana winters