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Party mean girls shit talking everyone in elvish

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druid gf

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The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

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Everyone talks about what a nice guy Wyll is, but if you dare to play the lyre around him "poorly," he will threaten to stab you

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Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass

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Sometimes you've gotta dress your barbarian up real fancy, even if it makes her blush <3

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IMPORTANT!!!

that is all

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reddit is still free. also tbh good riddance for the op

edit for everyone who is confused: shart is shadowheart, people shorten her name that way as a joke on reddit

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I love the camp gossip but do wish companions would interact with each other more... so I'm gonna draw it!!! I think Karlach and Astarion gotta have the most contrasts between their characters but one bit I like especially is touch starved vs touched out.

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Credit to u/ishnuporah you're a madman

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My friend just started playing BG3 and he made this character I'm-

And yes, he's a Bard.

UPDATE: I thought this came from a friend in AUS as I was sent this in Discord in our mutual server but it was actually from @trustisearned!

(See post below)

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astarion is cheating

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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

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horsegirl Lae'zel has begun to spread the gospel

+bonus

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where'd that horse girl lae'zel truther post go

edit: a sequel has manifested

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ASTARION.