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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

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I was at a courthouse once, and saw an indigenous australian woman in a dressing gown very carefully and gingerly making her way down the steps outside the courthouse, surrounded by family who were helping her down the stairs. We asked if she was OK, because she looked awful. She looked like she should have been wrapped up in bed with blankets and hot soup, not on the steps of a courthouse.

One of her family told us that she had given birth yesterday evening, but that Child Protection services had taken her baby away with no warning, claiming that she wasnt prepared to look after him. What had happened, is that she'd literally only just given birth -- hadn't even passed the afterbirth yet, is holding her blood-coated, crying, newborn baby to her chest -- and a nurse asked what her feeding plan was. She was tired from the birth and distracted by the brand new baby in her arms and thrown off by the timing of the question, but still, she managed to answer, and said she planned to breastfeed him whenever he was hungry.

Well apparently that wasn't enough of a plan for the hospital staff, who reported her and claimed that she was unprepared to look after the child, and claimed that had no social supports, and that the baby was at risk if left with her. All because a brand new mother, 30 seconds after giving birth, didn't have a PowerPoint presentation ready to go that cited the timing cycle she would feed her kid on, and instead simply said that she would feed him when he was hungry.

Child Protection services showed up, took her kid, and she was told to show up to court the next day to contest custody if she wanted her baby back.

So a woman who had given birth less than 24 hours prior was forced to rally her family and show up to court to prove that she a) had a feeding plan for the child, and b) had enough social supports to justify reclaiming her baby.

It was one of the most appalling things I'd ever seen. I don't even know if she won her case. They didn't know at the time we saw them, and after that brief interaction on the stairs, i never saw them again. I sincerely hope she got her newborn baby back.

That was about 5 years ago. And the exact same kind of thing is still happening today.

News broke today from a South Australian whistle-blower of the appalling treatment new mothers frequently receive, including hospital staff taking the baby away from the mother "for medical tests," only for the mother to then be told, with absolutely no prior warning, that the baby was not going to be returned to her.

Here's the article, and here are some excerpts:

#aus #the stolen generation has never stopped

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i love you queer men i love you gay men i love you bi men i love you pan men i love you ace men i love you trans men i love you poly men i love you aro men i love you twinks i love you bears i love you fems i love you crossdressers i love you drag queens

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tumblr are you telling me something

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You'd think that after the... 15th time you've requested that a vital piece of information be added to your corresponding file that the piece of information would actually be filed, but not so apparently.

Apparently it's "very difficult" to figure out an address with two driveways even though out of those two driveways there is literally only one choice...

It's two fucking driveways, FIGURE IT OUT

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fucking support worker branches I swear to Christ above

#haretalks #might have had a bit of a go at the lass on the phone when she admitted that the infor wasn't there ngl #but it's just absurd this is still a damn problem after i've been a 'client' of this branch for so bloody long

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by WabbyTwaxx

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House M.D. | 2x16 Safe

#house md

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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this

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I was looking for movies to watch on hbo and i'm fucking howling at this

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my calendar said it was on the 28th but chabad.org said it was today so

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But if I'm being serious for a second, I don't care if swifties call that shit album poetry or whatever because there is, legitimately, very fucking bad poetry. But a privileged white woman with no solid values will never represent anyone remotely marginalized, drop acting like she's anything but a rich daddy's investment. Some of you need to re-encounter the concept of "self made" and listen to some queer artists and pop artists of color.

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lmaooo

#all that marketing #all that posturing #all those simmering civil lawsuits.... #for less than 4k units in its ENTIRETY #i can't believe how so exceedingly easy it is to be more successful than elon musk

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Found this yesterday as I was walking between classes and thought I should show everybody