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furious that i am not a playable character in this game

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I don’t understand Godzilla Vs Kong.”who wins an alligator or a monkey” alligator every time. “What if they were both big” what if you had sense. You would see

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Everyday I hate Apple for making developers think everyone in the world wants these bubble/circle updates where a swipe in the wrong direction takes you to another dimension please i like my user friendly ui please

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relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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Carpet Python, 2019

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my predictions for the mario movie

they’ll have a montage of mario’s failed career paths at the start of the movie and it will include him trying to be a doctor and him and luigi trying to run a hotel

the brothers will order a stereotypical italian dish and either ask for extra mushrooms or no mushrooms. if the latter happens at the end of the movie they will order the dish again and specifically ask for mushrooms to be on it

the brothers will have a secret brother handshake

mario will be like “dont you ever wish you could do more with your life? dont you want to do something bigger” to luigi who will be like “nope not really” and then turn around and go to sleep. they sleep in the same room in different beds and the beds are color coded. one of them will snore really loud too and it will trigger my misophonia and make me violent

they will make a reference to a neglected nintendo franchise where the only three fans of said property will be in the theater with me and start whooping and hollering

either mario or bowser will get star power and look at the power surging from their hands and go “i can get used ta this”

the third act will include some sort of argument where mario leaves and princess peach and co gets captured by bowser so mario has to go back to save everyone

kamek at one point will say something like “sir, you might wanna see this…” to bowser

that tweet where the person had a nightmare that the mario movie included a bad fart joke that ends in bowser shitting on a wall will be in the movie somehow

they will have a fakeout death scene with mario after he makes a heroic sacrifice that ultimately saves the day. the characters will start crying and then a single tear will fall on mario and make him wake up

princess peach will give mario a kiss on the nose and he will turn all red and go “WAHOO” and a 1-up sound effect will play

they have a dance party at the end of the movie with an early 2010’s pop song playing

there will be an after credits scene that alludes to a sequel where wario and waluigi’s hats appear on screen for a single second

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Onions and Garlic 2

OiI on canvas

Prints available

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you just got bananad

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they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up

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hell on markiplier technique

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me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

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well nobody’s perfect

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this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning