sometimes i think about how constellations are an entirely man-made construct and don’t actually exhist inherently in nature. i mean, the universe just gave us stars, and we saw art and myths and stories in them. the capacity that humans have for seeing purpose in the incidental makes me realize just how lonely we are on this planet, desperately searching for meaning elsewhere in the universe.
A fluffy little TOG fic :)
No response. It had to be nearly 2AM by now.
Still nothing. Reluctantly, Nicky turned his head on the linen pillow and blinked his eyes open. The love of his life was sitting up, sketchbook in hand, gaze transfixed on Nicky’s face. Nicky noticed how the hotel bed lamp on Joe’s side, still on, lit up his curls like a halo.
To Nicky’s dark-adjusted eyes, it was like looking into the sun, and he only spent a minute marveling at the irony of his artist’s ethereal beauty before groaning and covering his face with an arm.
“Amore, please,” Joe protested softly, reaching out to move his arm.
“It is too bright, Joe.”
For a moment, there was silence.
“I’m sorry,” Joe said quietly. His voice sounded far away, and Nicky quickly moved his arm to look at him. Joe was leaning away to set his sketchbook aside. He switched off the light and settled back onto his pillow.
christians: god makes no mistakes
Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome
ancient greeks: actually sometimes god os just really fucking wasted
the god of trans people is also the god of wine so that checks out
the bravest writers are the ones who make granny characters in scifi and fantasy solely for the sake of having grannies i think there needs to be more old ladies who Fight and Kill
not only because i like the concept of badass oldladies and the destruction of the concept that all girl characters have to be sexually appealing to the audience bc thats fucking annoying as shit, there is literally Nothing funnier than the concept of a granny with a massive sword or death laser. she pinches ur cheek lovingly and then saws someone in half. amazing
best trope!!!: two characters are undercover at a ball. they’re dressed up all fancy & a waltz starts playing & they dance together but they’re carefully analyzing the room & theorizing under their breaths the entire time. bonus points if they get separated & dance w different partners at some point & then shove through the crowd to get back to dancing w each other. MORE bonus points if one of them is wearing a fluffy dress & the other lifts them into the air
more VERY good points abt this trope
Here goes nothing
We are not dating because I can’t handle the idea of being in a relationship and he’s respecting it so we decide to be something on our own terms.
You want the
secretbackstory? I’m gonna give you the secretbackstory.
We met over three years ago on Facebook. He was a friend of a friend (let’s call that mutual friend D. and I’m gonna talk about that one friend you all ship me with as F.) and somehow we ended up replying to D.’s comment. Now it’s common knowledge that Im a very smooth talker with my friends when I really like them, so I was already jokingly flirting with D. when F. joined. We flirted back at each others because it was fun, and then we all asked each other in marriage and did very bad montages of happy polycule/constellation couple except we all photoshopped our heads on theirs. F. and I added each other but didn’t talk much until M/nster Prom came out: D. made a group conversation where he added F., another friend in common and me. Starting from that we played SO MUCH together and all bonded very damn well. The twist is that F. and myself are the only male loving male out of the group, D. being a poly-het and our other friend (L.) being a bisexual woman. While we do all act like a 4 people QPR polycule/constellation, sweet talking to each other, giving pet names, holding hands etc, F. and I are *very* close and he came home multiple times (he slept home like… at least 1 week per month for the last five months?), we are always together and share bed very often if needed considering we don’t mind sleeping together since we respect each other boundaries. (I mean aside of calling me Pedro in his sleep and shoving my plush in my arms, he never did bad to me and uh, worst case I’ll drool on him.) We often joke about actually getting married but I’ll lost a lot of disabled related help if we do so, sorry, no fake wedding unless we find a solution.
I love how half of the reblogs/tags/notes is like “GUYS JUST DATE??” and the other half is like “So great to see some close make friends!!”
He was talking to his mom about his vacations here because he left earlier today and is home, and his mom mentioned me using the term “boyfriend”
Because he bought a shirt with skulls and stuffs like that on it while he’s usually a very plain clothes guy, his mom is saying I’m bad company because I’m influencing him in the wrong way
Okay here’s the list of everything we got
- My lover
- My husband
- My fiancé
- My only-2nd-in-mom’s list possible boyfriend.
He’s currently sleeping at my place and sleep talked few nights ago, shoved my teddy bear in my arms while saying “Get it, Pedro, you’ll need it.”
My hypnotherapist refers to him as “My husband” and one of my tattoo artists calls him “my boyfriend”
You know a lot of people meeting us are convinced we are dating because we are both softies who love to hold hands and hug and I give a LOT of petnames (like kitten, baby, sugar, etc..). Even on discord when we are in vocal, new people are sure we are dating like a guy once apologized to me because he didn’t want me to think he was trying to hit on my man lol
Also we are in a group of 4 people and we are the only mlm so I end up drawing us as a couple often whenever I hear a gay couple describing each other funnily.
You’re… not dating???? ಠ_ಠ
The story takes place in summer. A friend drove 5h to come to see me (which was very sexy of him) and we spent the whole day together. We had a blast but damn I was exhausted af and so was he so we went to bed, sharing the same bed and I quickly fall asleep. I woke up in the middle of the night, finding the bed empty and cold. I’m alone in the room. It’s past midnight. I’m lost and confused because I spent the whole month dissociating really hard so maybe it was all fake, I imagined everything and in reality I’m lonely and this was nothing but a dream.
One night I woke up and got almost convinced that the day before never existed because of a man and it’s still fuck me up sometimes
He was just too hot because it was 40° and went on the couch in the living room. We moved the fan to the bedroom and ended up falling asleep. To this day he’s still ashamed to make me panicked that night. :’)
He knows no rest
Could’ve fooled me
(Translation: “My lover is an antiquity, I found him in a flea market.”
Did I ever mention he’s almost 2m tall and he’s the softest man I ever met when it’s about to hold kitten in his hands??? You need to know that. I’m 170cm and I feel small next to him
Great news! Now his own friends are asking him if we are secretly dating!
Friends to lovers, slow burn, 50k
Where’s the fic now!!!
He forgot his sweater at my place and now it’s mine. Finder’s keeper, bitch.
I have never shipped a couple so hard YOU BETTER KEEP US UPDATED
Oh well, then here: We’re going on vacations this summer!! None of our friends asked for our opinions for the bedrooms and they decided that they will all get simple bedroom while we will get the double one.
My life is getting my friends assigned as my lovers.
I have, for once, been assigned as the boyfriend!!
My doctor got very into our romance and asked if he was moving with me. Got disappointed when I said no. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that we aren’t dating.
He doesn’t know any Pedro. None of my names are Pedro.
- His boyfriend
- His lover
- His babe
- “Bad company” by his mom
But why are you “bad company” by his mom
And I love being seen as bad influence or bad company because I’m clearly not haha
You ever consider dating? (Is it like a QPR? Or yall just vibing.
We eventually talked about dating, but I’m absolutely not interested in being in a romantic relationship and it’s the same for him. We are very happy with our current relationship, we are excellent friends vibing together, we just find it hilarious that people see us as a couple!
UPDATE HIS MOM CALLED ME HIS BOYFRIEND ?????????
Can we have context please? How did the word Boyfriend come up?
We don’t know if she meant your boy friend or your boyfriend, regardless, my friend didn’t ask anything and went with the flow.
Alright now he knows you’re all shipping us and he enjoys it
You know what I forgot he actually has tumblr and read this damn post along with your answers.
We can be your guys being dudes or your slow burn ship, we’re multitasks.
Awwwww!!!! This is adorable. How long have y’all been secretly da-.. I mean friends?
TL;dr: I met him on Facebook 3 years ago and made a fake poly marriage with another friend and now he’s very dear to me. Thanks to how poorly made laws are for disabled people we can’t even give you a fake wedding ending even if we thought about it as a joke.
He first drove 5 hours to come to see me so now this time it’s my turn to drive 5 hours to go to see him.
We are boyfriends.
Here for these who asked for a pic of us
☕️ + YOUR WISHES FOR 2 OLD 2 GUARD
A HAPPY ENDING
i know quynh mad rn but
i just want her and andy to resolve this issue and for them not to kill each other and for then to just get to be together again
joe + nicky doing literally anything together but preferably some soft things like MORE CUDDLING IN BED
nile saving all of them again because i just want that to be a Thing that always happens
nile getting some sort of closure with her family because i’m sad that she’s sad
booker just being there and not being exiled because he makes me sad and i want to hug him (even tho you did a shitty thing)
nile being gay all of them being gay only the gays can live forever that’s the secret