Phoenix Wright is now Penis Wright as we shouldn’t shame people for any STDs they may have or their body parts and he is the representation we need.
Miles Edgeworth is now Miles Wrightworth; a proud edging trans man who is in a gay relationship with Penis Wright to bring pride to gay men and show that gay men are allowed to love and sex.
Dick Gumshoe is now Pussy Gumshoe. A drag queen who reads fairytales to the lawyers instead of finding evidence as we shouldn’t encourage an interest in violence and drag story time is good.
The judge will now ask for your consent before sentencing you to guilt and will also ask for your triggers before the trial starts.
Larry Butz is now Larry Takesitinthebutz to show that gay sex is beautiful and that homos should be proud of their bedroom activities.
The Fey family are now the Gay family, Maya Fey now Maya Gay; they teach the history of homosexuality to young children.
Franziska von Karma is now TRANziska von Karma, a beautiful trans woman who will whip those who misgender her.
Manfred von Karma is now Manfred von Anal, just because, gay rep. Xoxo.
Do you want to know the scariest part? I’m not talking about 2050.
We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure